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Slartibartfast's Niece. Bubble wrapped at all times. Smartass. Dumbass. Evidence-based, people-centric everything. Peer-reviewed journal db access slut of negotiable virtue.

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A black dog with cataracts lies in a baby's crib

A black dog with cataracts lies in a baby's crib

Sam is baby confirmed

25.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m a progressive who did bear pregnancy, and I still think the whole thing is absurd

21.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 21
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a man in a yellow shirt is standing in a field and says i can see clearly now ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is standing in a field and says i can see clearly now

Listening to Mr Jimmy Cliff this morning. He has passed into those blue skies he sang of. Fly high, sir.

24.11.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
the "you guys are getting paid?" meme but it says "you guys are in a group text?"

the "you guys are getting paid?" meme but it says "you guys are in a group text?"

24.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I understand. β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

23.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking: Usha and JD Vance agree to a trial sectional.

23.11.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

0h, this is heartbreaking. I'm so sorry.

23.11.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For once, I heeded the wise "don't look" advice only to come back & find plentyyyy of content about certain words and I just want to know why you guys wouldn't let me have this peace

23.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place

21.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10150    πŸ” 1454    πŸ’¬ 524    πŸ“Œ 163

I'm so glad he's okau, tbh!

23.11.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what, also, I didn't even ask. I was mumbling to myself looking at the Gators performance and lane kiffin was a suggested search and this is what you give me

Trraaaassshhhh

23.11.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please respect the Gators privacy at this confusing time

23.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The absolute trash google ai answer when I click Lane Kiffin on the Gators football score
Al Overview

No, Lane Kiffin did not sign a contract extension on
Sunday, November 23, 2025 . It was reported that his family was in Gainesville and Baton Rouge that day amidst rumors about his future, and Ole Miss has an automatic one-year extension for him that goes into effect on Jan.1 2026, as of November 2025.

The absolute trash google ai answer when I click Lane Kiffin on the Gators football score Al Overview No, Lane Kiffin did not sign a contract extension on Sunday, November 23, 2025 . It was reported that his family was in Gainesville and Baton Rouge that day amidst rumors about his future, and Ole Miss has an automatic one-year extension for him that goes into effect on Jan.1 2026, as of November 2025.

What uhh what's going on here

Past & future info only

23.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Small white dog sitting on the floor wearing black socks and a black hoodie with the hood pulled up. He’s real pissed off about it.

Small white dog sitting on the floor wearing black socks and a black hoodie with the hood pulled up. He’s real pissed off about it.

Small white dog sitting on the floor wearing black socks and a black hoodie with the hood pulled up. He’s real pissed off about it.

Small white dog sitting on the floor wearing black socks and a black hoodie with the hood pulled up. He’s real pissed off about it.

New otis just dropped

22.11.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Orcas are truly wild. Douglas Adams would have had a field day with all their recent activitΓ©s.

22.11.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for saving me from myself

22.11.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, now I'm curiouser

22.11.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just read there's a brief overlap for orca and moose territory during the year and the GD orcas eat mooses.

Currently having a cat's brain kind of day

22.11.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What

22.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman in a red shirt with a debilitating case of pixelitis stands in a scrub clearing with a scrub jay perched on her head

A woman in a red shirt with a debilitating case of pixelitis stands in a scrub clearing with a scrub jay perched on her head

Lol you know what

22.11.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that's water ruined

I'm just side-eyeing the beach from a few blocks away :(

22.11.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a red-bellied woodpecker perched on a miniature picnic table laden with peanuts & an eastern blue jay grabbing some from the grass next to him

a red-bellied woodpecker perched on a miniature picnic table laden with peanuts & an eastern blue jay grabbing some from the grass next to him

Eastern blue jay on a mini picnic table with peanuts scattered on & around it, with some fish crows & a squirrel chowing down on fruit & nuts etc behind him (on top of a piece of fence from around the ac that needs to be fixed for the millionth time

Eastern blue jay on a mini picnic table with peanuts scattered on & around it, with some fish crows & a squirrel chowing down on fruit & nuts etc behind him (on top of a piece of fence from around the ac that needs to be fixed for the millionth time

Why this video is so loud

22.11.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk if I'd go that far

22.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t tell if i’m blessed or cursed for reading this

22.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Not Just Laws About Books Breaking Libraries. It's Also New Tax Reforms. Two states have passed property tax cuts that are directly impacting public libraries. Expect to see this happen more.

It's not just laws about books that are breaking libraries. Several states have passed property tax reforms–or are in the process of passing them–that are dismantling, destroying, and defunding these public institutions of democracy.

buttondown.com/wellsourced/...

22.11.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I will say some of the punk discords etc are definitely a lot of fun lately, tho

22.11.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The whole boring dystopia thing is real. :/

22.11.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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As we all know, Saturday mornings are for waking & baking with friends

22.11.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Thank you so much for this incredible commentary. For once, I think I'm not going to find out what I missed. Your words are sufficient!

22.11.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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