emet-sulk 🥋²

Some window cats of South Philadelphia

tell her to make me some when i visit next!!!

Star Trek Picard scene. An older Worf is shown, white eyebrows and goatee. There's a 'Mr. Worf Goes to a Rave' feel, with what looks like confetti dropping over him, blacklighting, and abstract art on the walls behind him, presumably drawn in Tide. Closed caption reads, "Beheadings are on Wednesdays."

Science Museum
(2025)

Black and white photo of a beautiful medium haired white cat standing on a chair with its forepaws up on a table, investigating a place setting. A full cup of coffee sits nearby but sadly the plate is empty.

Scathing Yelp review incoming. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

hope that image reaches its target *audience 🤞🏻

(*bug lovers)

an insect called a “water strider” sitting on a body of water using surface tension. the water strider is labeled “me” and the body of water is labeled “an unknowable well of sadness.”

being productive today to run from the horrors 👀

who needs auntie anne’s when you’ve got jani’s pretzels at home 😎

abysmal

frankly, i would die for you

honestly watching that jjk episode gave me one of the biggest perspective shifts i’ve had in awhile lmao 😂

what i wouldn’t give for an auntie anne’s cinnamon sugar pretzel right now

M78 in Orion. Data from 2024
Esprit 100ED, ASI294MC Pro, UV/IR cut filter
6 Hours of data.

#astronomy #astrophotography

adam came into the office and told me i looked like steve jobs and i will never mentally recover from this

If the feral cats are chanting in Latin, notify security immediately.

the frieren eye mask i bought in japan is blessed with “deep sleep” but cursed with “wake up depressed”

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

overalls sure are comfy and cozy until you have to de-robe just to use the bathroom

(around the No Kings logo, images of megaphones, and a photo of protesters holding signs that read “ICE OUT”) MARCH 28 NO KINGS NO THRONES. NO CROWNS.

The date for the next No Kings Day is set.

But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵

high res of this art is free to download here:

👉 ko-fi.com/s/7ed8d56005 👈

use it as you like, give them no peace

[lowkey so sad i could vom]: ☹️
[venmo cha-ching noise]: nvm 🙂

Worm, Lorwyn

Would you still love me if I was a worm token?

#WormLorwyn #mtg #MagicTheGathering

sshhhh we don’t have to talk about it

watching heated rivalry felt like i was back in 2016 reading [redacted] fanfiction on my phone at 2:00am

Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"

Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and fury. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"