Cafeteria bot

Come Undone by Duran Duran is one of the sexiest songs ever recorded

It’s true, if I’m not stressed, overworked, and afraid, I get complacent and the product suffers. Thems the breaks

Walmart is such a weird pick for nostalgia bait too bc it’s like one of the very few spots that’s almost exactly the same as it was 30 years ago, save for some new surveillance and the self checkout ofc

Ik there’s crazy shjt happening but last year I gave up cigs and transitioned to vape to help quit, and it took a while, but yesterday I threw away my last vape and am going free of nicotine. I feel hopeful and I feel good

When I was little, I’d head the song You Oughta Know performed by Alanis Morissette from her 1995 album Jagged Little Pill and I’d think “dang, that’s messed up that he gave her a cross-eyed bear”

Making your own is always the best move, however, if you’re not familiar, HEB tortillas whip ass and do not last days with filler and preservatives. They’re fresh made with minimal ingredients. It suck’s they’re so expensive but “crap pre-made” they are not.

Country day II: Country Weekend

I’ve been over the culinary industry for a while so decided to go back to school for a science major. Idc what comes of it really, I just don’t wanna cook food for people for money anymore

My gf and I watched recently and were cracking up when someone mentions magma and tommy lee jones looks all confused n says “magma???”

It’s country day in cafbot world

A plate of delicious enchiladas covered in cheese sauce with rice and beans and chips and salsa. I’m holding two lactaid tablets because cheese makes me hurt. I am not afraid.

I will fear no cheese, for I have the enzymes

We got our 17 year old cashier a keychain mace and this dumbass instantly sprayed it on the ground bc “she wanted to see what it would do” lmao we are all coughing and crying 😭

Ok, been at my new job for 10 months now and I am not having a good time. Sucks too bc it’s working for a friend, but that doesn’t always mean good times, I’ve learned.

Another grim facet to this (amongst the horrifying many) is that while people are saying that maybe this means the info on student loans might be toast, the reality is that they already swiped all that data. They still fully intend to collect

Changed the exhaust system out on my truck in the ole apartment complex parking garage this afternoon.

Got crumbs all over me from eating a sammich n chips on the couch, if I never stand up ill never make a mess

Stripping everything for parts

The evolution of pair bonding ritual call and response evidenced by my gf sending me the Jamie Lee Curtis aerobics gif and me responding with the Travolta aerobics gif like beautiful birdsong

Now we’re talkin

Little warm puppies, children, and girls of the night is a wild ass combination of things to list when describing what a cowboy likes

Also, he knows who the rock is, but as an actor first and so he uses his full name and wrestler name as one and shortens it to “Rock Johnson” which I think is much better lol he’ll be like “look! I can do my eyebrow like Rock Johnson!”

My gf’s 6yo kid only knows about wrestling from other kids so he’s really fantastical with it. Makes up moves like “the hawk” (he’s just a big hawk) and “hammer hands” (his hands are giant hammers) and does moves like “blows up the whole world” and it’s rad asf

Sid, the “old balls” guy from Big Daddy working the line at hooters. He seems happy

How it feels working the line in your late 30s

I’ve fallen out of love with food service. Too few workers rights or protections and it’s packed to the roof with hustle culture morons who brag about 96 hour work weeks and would throw any of their comrades under the bus to be the petty tyrant for a day. Never met a retired chef. No path out.

Been saying this for years!

Feels. Like. 1.

Elden ring night reign is sick so far! Can’t wait to see how they improve on it from here!

Love rules

Watch the end of return of the king without tearing up challenge: failed (again)

It’s the big move day! Finally my own apartment!!