Chris

Im starting the fight to finally end the Profiterole this Christmas. They're shit.

It's so clear that the only lesson the billionaires will take away from this is they need more security instead of fixing the social contract they broke by existing.

Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.

Walmart is cancelling it DEI program, including reviewing Pride funding.

While this reversal is alarming and discouraging, I am reminded that corporations never had our back and never will.

Queer liberation will be won how it’s always been one, by throwing bricks in the streets.

Do you think that people that had their sexual awakening to Mr Freeze are really into milking machines now?

I've built too much of my identity around my soft cute butt 🍑. I will keep it warm and comfy under all circumstances.

Even as @retiredshitlord.bsky.social insists on how expensive it is to have heated seats in the car!

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Fucking just want MSN plus back

Gpoy posting x

@royalfemby.bsky.social 👀😂

My Roman Empire is thinking about how most men don't actually have friends. They have a bunch of guys to go to the pub with

@royalfemby.bsky.social "everybody in my life has told me not to do it. Im probably gonna do it anyway" 2306 4/1/23

a fireball labeled: a burning hatred of capitalism an upset looking chemistry teacher: anyone who will listen a young person holding the fireball and grinning with glee: me

good evening, the rent is too damn high.

Oh just to sweeten the deal, my Internet is running at 9mbps. I work with computers. This is going to be a lonnnnnggggg day

At work this morning and everything is broken 😭😭😭 will he survive? Will he fix anything? Tune in tomorrow for updates

De*th to global IT

Im 51mins into the working year and ive already been stopped doing an entirely reasonable thing by global IT at my company

Thank you for these @olduncleugly.bsky.social you got my friends on! :) happy new year 🖤

writing in a bathroom stall that says “your tits are huge never kill yourself”

Mickey Mouse with big naturals

wishing Disney a big, natural 2024

Have you any idea how glad I am that life literally gave my an alpha smart in my hand?!

I have literally never spelt it once in my entire fucking life omg 💀

Han! You're here! 😄 you didn't miss a beat 🤣

One of my favourite types of tiktoks recently has been people covering a song on their guitar or bass or something and just absolutely feeling it and nailing it. Will genuinely never pass one

I've been asking all my friends if they can spell 'jamiroquai' all day. There's like one person who can.

Just to get some community: musician drummer gay gayuk gayscotland queer queerscotland metal goth dontcallmeamallgoth

2024 on Bluesky! I've deleted my profile on the bad place!