Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror

an astronaut is looking at the earth with the words " always has been " above him ALT: an astronaut is looking at the earth with the words " always has been " above him

26.11.2025 13:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Milk in first put you must not.

26.11.2025 13:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands together . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands together .

26.11.2025 12:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The soup is pretty good...

26.11.2025 11:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is sitting at a table in a restaurant with his stomach covered in food . ALT: a man is sitting at a table in a restaurant with his stomach covered in food .

"Would sir like some guacamole with that?"

26.11.2025 11:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my sympathies.

26.11.2025 11:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anything due to fly today, Ian?
I was lucky enough to catch the Vampire on my last visit, it was brilliant.

26.11.2025 10:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is one, and that’s Michael Gove, but made from anti-matter.

25.11.2025 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*resists urge to post Freebase again*

25.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

(probably work out. bring a mop for bodily fluids)

25.11.2025 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The UK, famously short of places to buy fried chicken.

25.11.2025 13:50 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

24.11.2025 01:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"a high-ranking employee of the French Government"

24.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing sunglasses and a black leather jacket has a belt with the letter m on it ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black leather jacket has a belt with the letter m on it

23.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first time ALT: a man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first time

23.11.2025 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke

23.11.2025 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a black bird is standing on top of a fence with the words `` yes '' written on it . ALT: a black bird is standing on top of a fence with the words `` yes '' written on it .

This does also prompt a very obvious name for a second, follow-up season 😉

23.11.2025 20:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching through the old ones at the moment, they popped up on Netflix a few weeks back.

23.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scraps and scrapings by Giorgio Armani.

23.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the carpet is a smart, if slightly minging, move - it means the floor doesn't get slippery with oil in front of the fryer. Just hope is was washed/replaced frequently 😬
If you want to try coal-powered F+C in beef fat, they still do it in the recreated chippy at Beamish Museum in Co.Durham.

23.11.2025 11:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

looks great. tbh, the lilac base coat would be a fun final colour too. wouldn't lose it in a car park!🤣

23.11.2025 11:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She doesn't sound economically independent, and should probably be deported to Rwanda.
Could try cyber I suppose?

22.11.2025 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a mustache is looking at the camera ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at the camera

"Three foot burrito"

22.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

About 30 years ago I refurbed a garden gnome with Mk.1 Warhammer acrylics and coated it with yacht varnish - it lasted a good few years.

22.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would start with Yacht varnish, it's designed for outdoor use and has UV protection too, so should help reduce colour fading. I have no idea how volatile it might be with mini paints and inks though.

22.11.2025 22:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Perhaps it's something in the air tonight?

22.11.2025 21:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon character in a suit and tie is pointing at the camera and saying cheese . ALT: a cartoon character in a suit and tie is pointing at the camera and saying cheese .

22.11.2025 00:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blade nightclub vibes.

22.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"With my reputation?"

21.11.2025 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is holding a bag of money in front of a bunch of balloons . ALT: a man is holding a bag of money in front of a bunch of balloons .

21.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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