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Resign.

10.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely not.

06.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For some reason, the HONK! just pulls it all together. Love this unreservedly.

04.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I learned I learned.

C'mon, Dave, get it together.

01.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL I learned what an auto hold feature is!

01.11.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

01.11.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apologies; I don't see you come across my feed often so I wasn't familiar with how much you use the term. It's a great word that more people should use.

03.10.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One million Internet Points for the drastically underutilized word "dingus".

03.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MAN had I forgotten about Barbara Hambly. I read so much of her stuff as a kid!

Thanks for the reminder! Will have to go pick this up.

27.09.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was on the cover of the Simon R. Green paperback "Shadows Fall" (which is a great book, btw).

26.09.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MORE OF THIS.

25.09.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And your plan is EXACTLY WHAT NOW? What's your actual response?

Weak.

22.09.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You wanna do, you know, something useful with your time? Maybe?

15.09.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, he in fact doesn't.

14.09.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever you're smoking, give me two, please.

28.08.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!

21.08.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That completely tracks.

21.08.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Butter brickle and I will die on this hill.

21.08.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Them - You can't throw sandwiches at ICE Agents.
Grabs a hot dog. "I guess we'll finally answer the old question."

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Experimental philosophy

15.08.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8836    πŸ” 1979    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 55

AWWWWWW!

11.08.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leopards, faces, etc.

21.07.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is known

18.07.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a UPS delivery lately that used Roadie as its last mile service... the package showed up at 10:30 pm on a Friday night. Not optimal.

13.07.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw someone on the internet call Trump β€œOl’ Yam Tits” and will never see a photo of him again in the same way

13.07.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Would that more midcareer types could understand that. Way too many people think X years of experience exempt them from tasks like, oh, filing expense reports and figuring out how to get a purchase order to pay your vendors. Like, CHAD, that's part of the job.

02.07.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, that was an easy and quick block.

18.06.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I laugh in solidarity, Karen.

14.06.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay!!! I really missed y'all on Bombshell and am glad you're back.

11.06.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

10.06.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 24538    πŸ” 4310    πŸ’¬ 370    πŸ“Œ 172

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

05.06.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 44310    πŸ” 9654    πŸ’¬ 516    πŸ“Œ 542

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