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Just about threw up when I heard someone on midday report saying how good she was.

28.01.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I got my licence on one of those back in 1975. Excellent bike

26.01.2026 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump's thought process:
Q: What would Putin / Xi / <insert authoritarian dictator name here> do?
A: Machine guns.

25.01.2026 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recall reading an article on climate change, sometime in the 1990s, that predicted Dunedin's climate would become similar to Hawkes Bay in 30 years or so. Seemed like that wouldn't be too terrible but now I'm, 'not like that!'

24.01.2026 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was counting them up on my way home from Christchurch the other day thinking how many to edit on my next trip. 'Paris agreement is trying to save the planet'

23.01.2026 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My friend, Lewis Hamilton, will present me with two of his F1 World Championships. I'm pretty sure I deserve them. In fact maybe I should have three.

16.01.2026 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My wife's electric Mini sounds a lot like a Tardis

14.01.2026 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

QOTD: What car do you want most, but know it would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?

13.01.2026 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Front page of ODT this morning is a very strange picture. Not one of the cops is looking at the guy with his hands up. Looks like he's just been photoshopped in there.

11.01.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True, but your volume of accumulated junk tends to increase at about 110% of the rate at which your storage does.

11.01.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watch Mango Mussolini take the credit

10.01.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's why he absolutely hates comedians like Colbert and Kimmel. They really get under his thin skin.

09.01.2026 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cardle Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.

Cardle 2/5
Streak 1๐Ÿ”ฅ
Total Score 12
๐ŸŸขย ๐ŸŸขย ๐Ÿ”ด
๐ŸŸขย ๐ŸŸขย ๐ŸŸข
www.playcardle.com

09.01.2026 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best way to break a resolution; go straight to the hard stuff.

08.01.2026 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats. They are great cars. Had an R32 and it was awesome fun

08.01.2026 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Airbnb are terrible at that. This email from them in November just about gave me a heart attack as we were already fully booked over Christmas and New Year. Took a while to figure out it was 2026.

06.01.2026 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poor Jules. That really is shitty news.

04.01.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The people of Greenland might be a bit fidgety as well.

04.01.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry. He'll find a way to blame the previous government.

02.01.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Banned +1
Standardising them just means you have the same shitty experience in every car.

28.12.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

$15,000 !!!

27.12.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that people aren't completely sure this is a parody shows just how insane the 'Leader of The Free World' has become.

25.12.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DVD box set. All six seasons of Homicide, Life on The Street.

DVD box set. All six seasons of Homicide, Life on The Street.

Woohoo. Will take a few months to savor six seasons of excellent TV.

22.12.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No-one ever needed to apologise for being white, but some white people do need to apologise for being racist assholes.

21.12.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good boy

20.12.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They look great. If you ever run out of timber, I have a whole lot of used rimu framing that had been in storage for 15 years in case I find a use for it.

19.12.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Preferably choking on a McNugget whilst sitting on his golden shitter.

19.12.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The guy in the '56 Olds is taking a bit of a liberty turning left in front of oncoming traffic

17.12.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crikey! We got a bit over the hill at Ocean View, but nothing like that

11.12.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did the same to me Jon and I'm at home in ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ

10.12.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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