only the most free thinking business genius would try to undercut the market monopoly enjoyed by PhD candidates making $240,000+/year

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

Ok but I don't see how being smug and acting like all is lost while said republicans drive us straight into a wall is helping exactly.

Are we supposed to just spend all this time apologizing for not having voted harder or are we supposed to try to do something?

...a lot? Or have we been voting for reps and senators and state government positions for absolutely nothing

"heil tesla" projected onto a factory in berlin, germany by a left wing activist group along with the word #boycott

Fellas, is it gay to sleep in a big bed with your wife?

Los Angeles Times + @Latimes Follow Rents likely to balloon in wake of L.A. wildfires, experts say

Now this, this is looting. Ain’t nobody gonna be arrested for it either.

look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

killing someone committing social murder is absolutely not the same as a man annihilating his entire family are we ok

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me: I was training obsessively for revenge.
Interviewer: .....
Me: ....
Me: You don't remember me, do you.

[shamelessly repeating this, don't know original author]

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Assyriologist: Du[ring] grad sch[ool] I [took?] a position ... [13 lines illegible] ... now.

Striatoncitytoilet: (repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) "i Will Stay Silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i Will Stay Silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i Wi"

The image features a cropped screenshot of an article headline, authored by Alice Thomson, titled "Don’t replace the culture war with class war." Below the headline, a crying man meme is superimposed with text saying: "Bro please don’t worry about why you pay more in taxes than billionaires. Worry about the War on Christmas & The Trans Agenda. Please bro. Stay distracted bro."

Every conservative columnist right now.

Chart showing average number of children killed per year in global conflicts. Ukraine - 501. Syria - 4,725. Gaza - 11,355

Assad’s brutal war against the Syrian people was infamously one of the bloodiest campaigns of mass slaughter in recent memory. And yet.

First day back!

you're STILL playing D&D? look, you gotta switch to Whistling & Stained. it's somehow both so oversimple that it feels fake AND so complicated your players will hate it. first off, instead of a boring old iconic d20, you'll be rolling six d6s, doubling the highest and lowest, and then falling asleep

I mean, Delta 8 is marketed as CBD sometimes and it will absolutely get you high.

I'm not sure what the rationale behind kicking the stoner kids out of school for 45 days is?

Hello void how are you tonight

1. Appreciate the jorts
2. This comes up in the cat feed. I believe because you used the word jorts?

What's my wife doing there

I was a teacher. Awesome admin while I was student teaching was a former cop. Emphasis on former.

wonk

I am like a very confused baby duck

How does one even hinge

Excellent

Yes

You are the worst criminal of all

I realize going through someone's follows and following a bunch of folks I recognize from Twitter immediately upon getting an invite looks unhinged, but consider: I'm unhinged