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That's terrible. You're doing it all wrong. That movie should only be watched on a 19" CRT set that has one of those adapters you have to screw to the antenna post and played on Betamax in mono. Lol.

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I have driven people insane nagging them to watch this movie. It is simultaneously one the best and worst movies of all time.

I made a reference to this movie on Twitter and Monica Lewinsky liked it. That really says something about it. I don't know what it says, but it definitely says something.

Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari on why Speaker Mike Johnson kicked her out of his office...

I'm AARP years old and there are settings on my washing machine that may as well be written in Chinese. Don't feel bad there are things you don't know. I probably don't know more.

Yeah, the gold has a vibe to it

Go ahead, explain to this person the complexities of health insurance, enough so he can help pass laws about it. Aaaaaaaannnd GO!

Christmas trees can be worthy foes, good luck.

I changed mine to my big pumpkin head.

I literally cussed out my alarm clock this morning and slept for an hour not giving a single shit who went hungry. Still got up and made breakfast for everyone before they were even out of bed. I'm kinda badass like that.

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You're welcome.

This is a long way to go to say rapist.

The president's main priority is the ballroom.

The president's main priority is the ballroom.

The president's main priority is the ballroom.

Maga.

Stopped at a store and saw a woman trying to change a flat tire. I showed her how to remove the old tire. She offered me money, which I refused because being able to do something to help means you do something to help. She told me she was MAGA until her Army son couldn't get SNAP. There is hope.p

If only Jasmine Crockett was as smart as she is beautiful, oh, wait, she is. Probably more so. She gives me hope.

Tomorrow, I'm making a salad out of shit I grew myself. If you want to stop by and have a bit of lettuce and tomato that grew in the woods against all odds, I'll gladly accommodate you. But you may want to bring your own dressing. I'm kinda stupid that way

Um, yeah, you deserve happiness and I will root for you when it happens

So you're telling us the perfect woman does exist. I was wondering if it was true.

"That way". If they ask where you're going, point forward and say "That way.". If they ask why you're being hostile, say it's because they're being a cop. Nothing about being a cop can be considered good or beneficial.

When the the police ask you questions, don't answer.

Polite conversation about where you're coming from or where you're going is interrogation. They need to know nothing. If they ask where you're coming from, they want to know if it's a bar or a party. If you must speak, point behind you and say

Heartbreaker, soul shaker, I've been told about you!

Hair of the Dog is a hell of a riff to hear just before bed.

To my neighbor who blows leaves for six hours a day.

Now you're messing with a son of a bitch.

If you need some practice having someone overexcited and completely out of control riding in your VW bus, I'll volunteer. I'm a VW nerd and have the attention span and temperament of a cat, so if you're local, I'm your guinea pig.

I sell lawn mowers, snow blowers, generators, etc, but whenever I put Venmo money in my bank, I know they're assuming I'm selling meth. I do nothing to abate this.

It's 9:40pm. My neighbor was out with his beloved leaf blower for six hours today. I have a 100 watt halfstack and a newly refurbished 1977 Fender Stratocaster that needs testing. The only question is should I wait until his bedroom light goes off or start early enough to plant the riff in his head?

Seriously? When you're waiting for the curtain to rise, I guarantee that no matter how loud and raucous the applause will be, you will be amazed at how badly you underestimated it. Good luck tomorrow, even though you don't need it. You are more than a star, you are an icon.

Finding the sparkles of light in the midst of chaos and drudgery is an admirable trait. Love yourself the way we love you and you're golden.

That's awesome, love the color.

Humans don't treat other humans this way. Humans would be a misnomer. They are monsters. Anyone who takes joy in the suffering of others unjustly can't be considered human or afforded the same rights as humans would.