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Election 2025 live updates: Mamdani wins NYC mayor race, Democrats take governor races in N.J., Va.; Prop 50 to be decided Voters in states across the country head to the ballot box in the first election since President Donald Trump returned to the White House.

Texas voters approved a constitutional amendment to require citizenship to vote in state and local elections, the AP projects.

Proof of citizenship is already required to vote in federal elections and to register to vote in Texas.

BREAKING: Prop 50 passes in California.

Voters approved Newsom’s plan to oust GOP incumbents with a new congressional map that could give Dems up to five more seats in next year’s midterms, buoying their prospects of retaking the House.

Read more: politi.co/43QRB8I

What law is being enforced here?

I'm on my way to the Senate floor to talk about the assault on my colleague, Senator Alex Padilla.

This is a horrifying moment in our nation’s history.

An infographic titled "How to Read A Military Parade" features three images: North Korea's military parade with a large vehicle, China's parade with rows of soldiers in red, and Venezuela's parade with soldiers in dark uniforms and red berets.

Military parades have historically been both grand spectacle and potent message. Washington will host one of its own on Saturday. Here is what to look for. nyti.ms/3FZC0Ln

Same here.

Earlier today, I was invited to give an invocation at a meeting of the DuPage County Board in Illinois.

Here's what I said in lieu of a prayer. (With a not-so-subtle reference to the recent bigotry of GOP Congresswoman Mary Miller...)

Finally something Elon and I agree on.

Pointless Balatro lore: When I started Balatro dev I was living in my hometown of Regina, Saskatchewan. I had a bus stop outside my apartment (similar to the one in this image) and I based the art of 'Ride the Bus' on that bus stop!

Every time I see that joker it reminds me of my old apartment

The White House unveils the new official portrait of President Trump Trump appears expressionless in the new presidential portrait, depicted against a dark, blank background.

A notable difference is the absence of the American flag in the latest portrait. It has served as the backdrop for every president since the 1970s.

No Batman Beyond movie? Sad.

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SAG-AFTRA Files Lawsuit Over Fortnite Darth Vader AI Voice

Though Fortnite had the blessing of James Earl Jones' estate to use his voice for its AI Darth Vader, SAG-AFTRA contends that the use of AI voices at all by Epic Games presents a major issue. bit.ly/3H11uIF

Graeme Keyes @KeyesGraeme on #airforceone #qatar #Trump #GrifterInChief – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At

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The Simpsons saw all this coming a mile away.

The 25 Best Body Horror Movies of All Time

25. Dumplings 24. Taxidermia 23. The Ugly Stepsister 22. Xtro 21. Exte: Hair Extensions 20. Tusk 19. Cabin Fever 18. Slither

17. Videodrome 16. Brain Damage 15. Body Melt 14. The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) 13. From Beyond 12. Re-Animator 11. Teeth 10. Hellraiser

9. Meatball Machine (2005) 8. Altered States 7. Tokyo Gore Police 6. The Blob (1988) 5. Street Trash (1987) 4. The Thing (1982) 3. The Fly (1986) 2. Tetsuo: The Iron Man 1. Society

The body horror sub-genre has a long history of good, gross movies that'll make your skin crawl. Maybe literally! Here are our Top 25: bit.ly/4keJSar

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

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Stardom in the Ring, but an Early Death

Many well-known wrestlers who made a big impression on the mat have died young. Most recently, Sabu, who pioneered the so-called “hardcore” style of wrestling in the 1990s, died at 60.

I.D.I.C. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.

Trump’s “very public and transparent transaction” on the Qatar jet grift only came to light after confidential sources told ABC about it.

Area Mom Really Gets Her Rocks Off On Being Appreciated

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What stage are we at with the Qatar jet?

Terry Brunk, better known to wrestling fans by his ring name Sabu, has died at the age of 60.

Hardcore Icon. Hitting Air Sabu in the great squared circle in the sky.

These El Salvador prison videos have overtaken porn for most clicked-on by Trump supporters. It’s the cure for MAGA erectile dysfunction.