Effective Nancy

Happy birthday!

that’s less than my snake

omw

a white bird is standing on a wooden floor with the words whaaaat written below it Alt: a fully frilled out cockatoo is standing on a wooden floor with the words whaaaat written below it

fried
wine
cookies

tfw the parent who consistently trained me never to whine about any complaint, reasonable or not, calls up and demands my presence by whining (quite justified for present circumstances)

i am planning simply not to take action or express any further opinion

my child is mad about their actually very good senior photo and wants not to put it in the yearbook

ah he looks like a little gray kangaroo with those little tough-guy arms

get the mantids for fun—they’re so cute! the babies are of a size where they can look like a blade of rosemary, so it’s *possible* they’d eat aphids

(they will eat each other)

this is incredible work AND it’s making me think of a bayeux tapestry segment devoted specifically to “Harold, they’re lesbians”

i could not have afforded to have my child without health insurance via the Teamsters, love them forever for what they helped get accomplished in my workplace

i’m just pointlessly furious today

kinda mad there’s no zoom simulcast

another import where the cost is levied against the american people

maybe i have no energy bc my husband vampires it away from me when i think i’m sleeping idk he is doing every. last. chore. this morning with so much VIGOR

Happy birthday!

why did i think this was some kind of kevin james/bob de niro facemorph combo omg

a group of people are dancing in front of a red door that says z on it Alt: four people clog dancing outside a barn in probably traditional clothing and definitely in wooden clogs

it’s just Michiganders who might share some Dragon’s Milk if you ask nicely

Happy birthday!

i can only imagine this is even better through eyes undimmed by tears, but i still saw enough (and wheezed with laughter)

i met a 75% wolf/25% dog once and she was gorgeous and TERRIFYING and absolutely not a dog, not mistakable, actually more frightening than a full wolf (i had the honor of caring for wolves as a keeper) bc she was not shy, such an uncanny beast

after you get it clean, you might by to use slipcovers until both little ones are a bit less exuberant

giveth/taketh away

ooh, ow

a dog sitting on a couch in a living room Alt: shiba inu tilts its head 90°to its left in incomprehension

my teen did this

tell me why it’s the fked up Tom & Jerry cartoon that upsets me most?

it’s a great design to drum up drop-in business

thank you for reminding me i want to be taking iberogast drops this week

i do it in an oven-safe pan instead of a bowl so i get a handle, literally, to take it out of the oven