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The Paradox, which I learned about on here.

Both of my children (age 4 & 6) are now calling me by my first name. I don’t know if I should feel respected or disrespected.

To the best of my knowledge general parking is free. It is an active military base so make sure you don’t have anything in your car you wouldn’t want them to find, just in case it gets randomly searched.

As a AF grad go to the game. Falcon stadium is beautiful and you normally get a sweet flyover. Plus bring in sliced cheese and throw in on the field since the cadets can’t.

Boxing and unarmed combat taught me I don’t have that wild eye killer instinct.

SERE taught me I could survive in the woods but I would be miserable the entire time.

Vuori or lululemon. I had a pair of lulu athletic shorts that I beat up for a decade that finally started to rip. Plus if you watch their sale page you can find decent deals.

There are two types of elementary school teachers that I trust: teachers who are dressed like Ms. Frizzle, and teachers who are dressed like an overgrown first grader.

…yeah that checks

Screenshot of an espn alert that says “battle in Omaha”. Which the university of Nebraska is located in Lincoln.

Not a geography expert but I don’t think Memorial Stadium is in Omaha

The brewery I’m eating at has a trivia game going on and the music round had the words for Flo Rider’s “boots with the fir” over different tunes, which they had to guess. So Mr. Brightside but they are singing about apple bottom jeans.

Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow

A picture of three David protein bars on a grocery store conveyor belt.

@crooked.com and @janecoaston.bsky.social made me do it

I am blessed to be in a school district that does not do kindergarten graduations. I just can’t take them seriously.

I aim to have dinner on the table at 4:30. With 2 young kids it cuts out the pre dinner snack and then lack of appetite that happens with a 5:30 or later dinner.

I think it was music from the F1 movie. But still weird to spring that mid season.

children of the corn sweats

I performed in a play while elementary school age with a 103 degree fever.

The nice thing about my wife and I lacking D1 athlete genes is we don’t have to sweat travel ball for our kids.

This sounds like a @spannersready.bsky.social question for the Ringer F1 pod

When you get your Pod Save America guys off Wish

I’m at the stage of life now where I hear new pop songs through their Kid Bops covers.

I was just about to say this but then I looked it up

‘Extremely disturbing and unethical’: new rules allow VA doctors to refuse to treat Democrats, unmarried veterans Trump order allows VA staff to decline providing healthcare to patients based on political affiliation or marital status

I hope the Joint Commission looks at pulling the VAs accreditation if they start denying care to veterans.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... ‘Extremely disturbing and unethical’: new rules allow VA doctors to refuse to treat Democrats, unmarried veterans | Trump administration | The Guardian

Honestly not bad. The crunch of the poptart is different then the traditional ice cream sandwich

I mean I know I could, but I have hundreds of hours flying a C-130J. Even then I would need help with flap settings and airspeeds on an unfamiliar airplane.

The military must remain nonpartisan. America depends on it The soldiers who cheered partisan applause lines at Fort Bragg, and their leaders, erred in a spectacular way.

“The soldiers who cheered partisan applause lines at Fort Bragg, and their leaders, erred in a spectacular way.”

www.defenseone.com/ideas/2025/0...

Trump restores names of seven southern Army bases After bringing back the name Fort Bragg to the post in North Carolina, President Donald Trump visited the base and announced seven other southern Army installations would return to their old names tha...

At least they are skipping the “see it’s a guy with the same name” game they played for the first two bases.

www.stripes.com/branches/arm...

I thought this was called the WFH mullet.

@sickoscommittee.org I’m late to the party but the Bird is so exclusive you have to email them to get pricing.

No word on the live falcons though.

Met a guy at the hotel breakfast who first thought I was an airline pilot (I’m in my flight suit) and then admitted he was kicked off a commerical flight yesterday because of a “seating dispute.” I didn’t stick around to hear more about his story but that is a wild thing to admit to a stranger.