The Prince and the Pea?
09.10.2025 00:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@androidgenious.bsky.social
Cat herder. Old lady. Nerd. Be who you are and let others do the same. Everything isn't about what you want, and louder doesn't equal right-er. The best good deeds are the ones performed with no reward but the knowledge that you helped.
The Prince and the Pea?
09.10.2025 00:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Green Steel. โDid you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, reallyโฆreally ridiculously good looking?โ
08.10.2025 21:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I see a little toofer peeking out there! ๐ฅฐ
08.10.2025 17:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Toe hairs! โฅ๏ธ
08.10.2025 12:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's not truly clean laundry if it doesn't smell like you and have plenty of cat hair on it!
08.10.2025 12:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yes, you are a handsome guy, Davie-baby, and everybody loves you because you have that sweet, innocent face. You have that, of course, because you've never done anything bad or wrong in your entire kitty life, and never will. ๐ค๐ค๐ค
08.10.2025 01:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My robot vacuums agree. Stephanie gets fuzzy worms out of their toybox, leaves them everywhere, and although I do an inspection when Jarvis issues the vacuum start warning, I don't always find them all. Sadie and Beatrice do, though!
08.10.2025 00:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0She looks like a bowling pin. ๐คฃ
07.10.2025 21:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Cats have the best feet in the animal kingdom.
07.10.2025 21:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No, Mum says dry clean oney. Do not iron. --sTuffin๐พ
07.10.2025 21:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Orv, you wild thing, you!
07.10.2025 21:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐น
07.10.2025 20:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That's quite a facial expression! ๐น
07.10.2025 10:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh, everyone knows cats are the very best at making beds. You're doing a wonderful job!
07.10.2025 10:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Kind of dark picture of a tuxedo cat named Stevie Cookie with his head holding a white cat door open while Backpack the bicolour tabby and an orange cat named George sit outside the door, wondering what the hell he's trying to do. George is looking at the camera as if to say, "Are you seeing this?" Poor Cookie has room in his head for only three things--currently, food, love other cats, and go into the garage through the cat door--so when he learned to go in, he had to forget he used to know how to go out. He'd have stayed there for an hour had I not gone over and opened the big door for him. ๐
Oh, Cookie. Andy went in the garage, and when he was most of the way through, Cookie stuck his head in the opening because he wanted out, but he forgot what he was supposed to do next, so he just sat there with his head in the door while George and Backpack looked on with concern.
07.10.2025 01:27 โ ๐ 46 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Lookit the little beans! ๐
06.10.2025 21:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Who?
06.10.2025 17:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0dAde likes to live dangerously, doesn't he?
06.10.2025 15:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I, too, am disgruntled, frog.
06.10.2025 12:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Stephanie the tuxedo cat is inside one of the little pinkish fabric bins that I have in the bathroom for dirty laundry. Her pupils are dilated because it's her usual morning crazy time. The bin is otherwise empty because I just did laundry, and why she's in there, I don't know, but I probably shouldn't wash her.
I'm bein laundry.
06.10.2025 11:55 โ ๐ 396 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1Better your eye on it than that chonky arse! ๐คฃ I'm kidding, Joefeetz; it's just the wrong angle for your otherwise magnificent physique. โฅ๏ธ
06.10.2025 11:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Churu bliss for Dave! Love you, little man! โฅ๏ธ
06.10.2025 10:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well, who doesn't like crispy cereal for breakfast sometimes?
05.10.2025 18:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh, Joefeetz. ๐คฃ
05.10.2025 00:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Also you, little man. You are loved, Georgie! ๐ฅฐ
04.10.2025 20:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If I ever see a cat thumb, I'm running!
04.10.2025 19:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Hey Ant Ka'ra, what are you an dAde doin today? Fun stuff? Me an Beans an Mum were makin a clock with maytra-somethins. But Mum couldn't get the pisles map right an then she said a whole buncha them words I ain't 'llowed to say. Me an Beans laughed but didn't let Mum hear us. --sTuffin๐พ
04.10.2025 18:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm the only one here with opposable thumbs and a job. They need me alive! ๐
04.10.2025 18:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Awwwwww! ๐ฅฐ
04.10.2025 16:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hi Lahr-why! You look real nice an hansom, sittin up there. Like you was a king or somethin! Are you king of Astralya? Beans likes to pretend she's queen of the whole house an look all fancy an stuff with her cat arms crossed. But she ain't. She's just my big sister.
04.10.2025 13:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0