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The People of Portland, Oregon: Sketch No. 6. Since I grew a beard, dudes with huge beards keep pulling an acorn from their beard and handing it to me. Then they stare at me like they're waiting for me to do something. Then storm off super mad when I don't. Portlanders! Whado I do with the acorn?🦆🦫🌲

Vic Morrow on Magnum PI. One of the few actors who could give Tom Selleck a fight in the mustache and eyebrows game. Love this dude so much!

Suspiria is the most beautiful horror movie ever made in my opinion. That school they live in is just insanely gorgeous. Such a feast for the eyes.

The surreal and satanic imagery of the stylish 70s horror film The Brotherhood of Satan.

Conan's hair is so good!

Monday

Finally saw Practical Magic so I can stop worrying about that. Never taken a Women's Studies class, so I'm not knowledgable: Women, do you really dance around together to music at night in the kitchen in your pajamas? Or is that just a Hollywood thing?

Miss Piggy tamborine at the AirBnb I stayed at.

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Close enough!

Haha! A king poodle. There's an eye in there somewhere.

As is my custom, I took a toy camping and took some pics. This year it wad a cutie Minilla (Godzilla's son).

I'm gonna start saying this. Thank you!

Vintage Valley Girl stickers from the 80s. I do not remember "Bag your face!" or "Barf Me Out!"

Rest in Perfection, Queen. KUA was an amazing show in that it's the same jokes every ep: Richard's browbeaten, Elizabeth drops cup, family's embarassing, car backfires, Rose is horny, etc. Yet always funny! Her performance is so extraordinary, the same jokes felt fresh the 30th time or more. 💐☕️🕯

Wings Hauser as himself on an episode of Magnum PI

Any laywers on here? Can you actually hock a jockstrap? I need a boat.

Finally saw the grim last ep of Dinosaurs where out-of-control corporate greed causes an ice age and the exctinction of all dinosaurs. Ha! Love the idea of millions of kids trying to process every character on the show dying. I'm the frozen baby, gotta love me! 🦖🧊💀

The Howell's of course! 🤣

Spoooky stuff from Gilligan's Island. Sadly, the TV show plot of dressing up like ghosts to scare people off your land has been abandoned by modern entertainment. I say BRING IT BACK! This is an important life skill the next generation needs to know! 👻👻👻

I moved! So Scary Larry is in SF. But I think he'll appear soon at his new house.

Halloween time begins! 🎃🍁🔪

Sexy Billy Zane looking hot af on the made-for-tv movie The Case of the Hillside Stranglers. How can I get him to come over and strangle my penis?

Watched Weapons. Don't watch much modern horror cuz it sucks big balls, but this one brought it! Cool idea for a movie and solid execution. Even artsy at times. I want a sequel, but not a horror movie--a prequel comedy about the bumbling junkie trying to score and fucking up over and over.

So bronzey!

Latest issue of AARP magazine with Rod Stewart on the cover. He is looking sexy as ever!

From The Crown of Bogg, a forgotten Paul Fusco (ALF) Halloween special. Definitely his early days, his puppetry is quite rudimentary compared to his more polished The Wickedest Witch. Still worth a watch for Fusco completionists.