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According to the Freddy's Nightmares TV show, this was Freddy's best friend in high school. I accept this as canon.

That time Baywatch did Charlie's Angels. This show is silly.

Quick question:

I thought this would be all horny cavegirls and a few dinosaurs, but it was all dinosaurs! So many epic stop motion dinosaur/monster scenes it's truly impressive. Like a horny Land of the Lost. Fun stuff! 🦖🦕🍆

According to Gerry Anderson's autobiography "P-P-P-PUPPET POWER!," his entire reason for creating Space 1999 was to embarass the shit out of everyone who guest starred on the show.

New issue of AARP! I tried to draw Michael Myers giving Jaime Lee Curtis a sexy lap dance, but I drew him too small. He looks like a twink! (young, slender gay man). 🔪🎃🍌

I was pretty scurred of Children of the Corn as a kid until I saw this scene, then I bust out laughing and was never scared of it again. Note to Hollywood: Corny ass effects can wreck a movie!

Love it. Did you yell, "OUTLANDER!" at the jocks?

It's a niche. A terrible one.

Ohhhh...this movie was nasty! In terms of supernatural rape movies, nothing beats the intensity of The Entity, but this has waaaay more vaginal blood and other fluids. Kinda all over the place, but an interesting horror flick if you got the stomach for it.

Hahaha, these corn kids are fukkin nutty!

It's like my 30th rewatch of Children of the Corn and it just dawned on me: How the fuck did no one notice an entire town of people dying? Wouldn't some family outside town? Or responsibilites? Or did He Who Walks Behind the Rows have an evil PR firm cover it all up? 🌽🔪🤔

R.I.P. Loni Anderson! Best known for her role as the dominatrix villain Medusa in the hit movie 3 Ninjas and the concerned mom in Munchie. With her big hair and big glossy smile, she was the 80s personified.

Brother Chad Everett on Murder She Wrote. 🎥⭐️🤩

Public apology: I made an inflammatory post about Ma-Ti of the Planeteers being a "little bitch" and his ring shooting magic dildos. Now is not the time to spread hate. We do not need any more hurtful posts online. I apologize to the creators of Captain Planet and all Ma-Ti fans! 🌎💍❤️

Breakfast time!

Derpy one on #Svengoolie tonight: The Black Scorpion. Two hours of this handsome chap drooling and causing mayhem!

Hangover level: Pet Sematary.

Weekend plans:

Thinking about doing a full Friday the 13th TV series watch through. Not sure though, might be too scary for me.

Tbf, I thought the 6th Sense coulda been a lot sexier.

The Shadow's a good movie.

Take me, I'll get you on TV!

What did Jean Clause Van Damme say to the banana? Let's split!

Watched No Retreat, No Surrender. Delightful movie! A karate teen gets trained by the ghost of Bruce Lee to stop the evil Russian Jean Claude Van Damme. Some hilarious unintentionally gay scenes. And Van Damme is a great villain. So menacing!

Flash can vibrate his molucules or something to keep breathing.

Any scientests on here? Would an Atomic Banana Peel actually make someone running very fast slide off the Earth and into space? Or is this comic book full of shit? 🌎🍌🏃‍♂️

Interesting! So two cussin'pinball machines at least.

The Sopranos pinball machine has the distinction of being the unhappiest looking pinball game ever. Nobody smile! Also I think the only one with profanity. Says "Gimme the fuckin' money!" I've played over 200+ tables in my decades of playing, never heard a machine with cussing. Strippers too! 🍝💵⚰️

Watched Raiders of the Lost Arc for the first time in years. Totally forgot about this scene. Neat movie!