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da glow

12.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Statistics show there must be a lot of people out there who love the 'welcome to my twisted carnival' aesthetic

11.02.2026 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wrote about You and I Are Polar Opposites, my favorite rom-com anime in a long time. From its direction, to its OP, to the treatment of its supporting cast, it's an absolute delight.

www.crunchyroll.com/news/feature...

09.02.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Dealt heretofore untold levels of psychic damage to myself today when I realized this year is the 30th anniversary of Super Mario 64

10.02.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LinkedIn is so cool. The feed is basically:

โ€ข AI
โ€ข Have you tried AI?
โ€ข Here are ways to use AI
โ€ข I'm starting out a post with AI skepticism but by the end you'll see the light
โ€ข Here's a pie chart. Also, AI for some reason
โ€ข Actual human people saying please hire me for the love of god

09.02.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

preaching to the choir here but those AI portraits making the rounds lately are so hideous I can't help but question the taste of anyone who shares them.

07.02.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, as someone who has been perpetually trying to query agents for the past year, I have reached a zen state of rejection acceptance.

05.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know this may sound rude, but it actually makes me feel better about people not getting back to me. It's easier to just think "hey, maybe they deleted it without even looking at it." That's fine.

05.02.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know who needs to hear this but you can just delete emails without looking at them

05.02.2026 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
YOU are listening to AI-generated Video Game Music, Please Stop
YouTube video by Nuclear [NUKELEDGE] YOU are listening to AI-generated Video Game Music, Please Stop

25-minute video by Nukeledge walking through the wave of A.I. slop VGM โ€œremixesโ€

youtu.be/D1-7DPkNAh0

Weโ€™ll stay over here with real music created by real musicians.

A.I. music doesnโ€™t involve real skill or development.

youtube.com/ocremix

26.01.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 808    ๐Ÿ” 414    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

If only all the kids who made fun of me for having the poster on my wall back in 95 could see me now, alone and watching it in B&W. Canโ€™t overstate how hard this version goes. More ready than ever to join the Lo-Teks.

28.01.2026 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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30 Years Of Tales Bandai Namcoโ€™s anthology RPG has been growing in quality and popularity for the last three decades.

I can finally share that I wrote a retrospective on the Tales of series for Game Informer! I chatted with some of the leads of the series at Bandai Namco about the many games, like Symphonia and Arise. Iโ€™ve been working on this piece for a few months and itโ€™s one Iโ€™m so proud of finally sharing.

27.01.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 106    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Seven Layer Bar Indie Rock, Death Metal, Deep House, Minimalism, Power Pop, Alternative Rock and much more!

๐Ÿšจ New post alert! Iโ€™ve got a stack of album reviews for you, featuring some 90s throwbacks, death metal picks, brand new records and everything in between! thediscovertab.substack.com/p/seven-laye...

28.01.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People have until Feb 17 to soak in this tome ahead of launch!

27.01.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hate to drop in with controversy first thing in the morning but I think every Pokรฉmon design is good. My five-year-old has the big tome of all of them and we've pored over them obsessively and they're all fine!

27.01.2026 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A household with the stomach bug is about as close to the structure of a slasher movie you can get with your average illness

17.01.2026 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Back when I was a kid there were games that looked dangerous. At least, that's what I thought the first time I saw a screenshot of Mondu's Fight Palace (AKA Tongue of the Fatman) in a magazine. This but extremely low-res was brutal fodder for the imagination:

14.01.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fired up with the thought that all sports should have to move on to their 2.0 version with updated rules.

12.01.2026 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's gonna be even grosser, too.

"Chatbot, I'm depressed."

"Taco Bellยฎ is open. Remember when you and Jacob used to do those midnight runs? It's never too late to bring back fourth meal, Brody!"

10.12.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reflecting on a Year of UFO 50 with The Secret Lives of Games Host Nick Suttner - Wayside Shakedown How a year covering one incredible release became a mighty achievement

I had a blast talking with @nsuttner.bsky.social and reflecting on The Secret Lives of Games' incredible A Year of UFO 50 podcast project!

09.12.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally read all of IT. When you're young the scariest stuff might be the monsters or whatever, but when you're old it's the forgetting.

27.11.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My style goals

24.11.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's in a name? Tell me you haven't heard about Big Bad Beetleborgs without telling me you haven't heard about Big Bad Beetleborgs

24.11.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm less interested in all the "anime domination" takes and more interested in the fact that two R-rated cartoons topped the box office this year.

29.10.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone has that classic dream where you wake up and it's the big podrace against Sebulba but you forgot to repair your Thrust Coil

26.10.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sad to hear about the passing of Tomonobu Itagaki. He was outspoken and one of the last "rock star" game devs. Fondly recalling the story from 13 or so years ago in which he declared that Aerosmith and Armageddon saved his life after a tumultuous, incomplete Japanese release of Dead or Alive 2.

16.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Freddy Krueger sits in front of a haunted looking TV/VCR, beer in hand, as he looks back at the camera and says: โ€œStick that in your VCRโ€

Freddy Krueger sits in front of a haunted looking TV/VCR, beer in hand, as he looks back at the camera and says: โ€œStick that in your VCRโ€

Freddy continues with an absolutely brutal: โ€œthen suck on it.โ€

Freddy continues with an absolutely brutal: โ€œthen suck on it.โ€

He threw in that last bit just to be nasty.

15.10.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all did a killer job with this trailer!

15.10.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The VelociPastor 2 | OFFICIAL TRAILER
YouTube video by Velocipastor - the Movie The VelociPastor 2 | OFFICIAL TRAILER

The VelociPastor 2 Trailer is now live.
Weโ€™ve been working very hard on this movie.

Sharing and liking the vid helps us out a lot if you have a second to spare ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

15.10.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Wonder if I can still order this

15.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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