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But Sunder, why CAN'T Metroid crawl?

The kid who sarcastically thanked his "reformed Orthodox rabbi, Bill Clinton" leans conservative? Well color me surprised!

Oh it's awesome. You got ice bug Vegeta, a bipolar robot that's Data on his own but gets real aggro when he docks with his exosuit, a bisexual-lighting purple shapeshifter lady and generic Space General. He's not a boss though.

That's kinda what happened in MP3. Everyone got Phazon psychosis and Samus was just like, "RIP to you, but I'm different," and never succumbed to phazon crazy.

*Translator, it was a single dude with nothing but a massive excel spreadsheet and I'm assuming a ton of coffee.

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

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this was for a colorado measure guaranteeing universal free lunch for kids. funny how a short two-column table can say so much in so little space.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Promo for Persona 3, 4, and 5 with a single respective blue, yellow, and red stripe behind a headshot of each protagonist.

The fit is S.O.L.D.I.E.R. first class, but those guns scream Barrett Wallace.

I mean you've been able to rate PSN games with 1-5 stars for a while, and nobody has ever paid attention to that. Keyboards are meant for typing out words and controllers are for actually playing video games.

Yeah looks like between the PS5, and PC enhancements they made an overall patch last year for all versions that fixed a memory leak.

I'm playing on PC and getting better framerates than optimization guides for my parts suggest.

Does she think the world is being run by lizard people cause she lost to Vector the Crocodile and Espio the Chameleon?

OH HEY 2025 TSUSHIMA BROS!

I wanted to wait until I got a PS5 and then I got one in 2022 and then Square Enix and Atlus proceeded to drop 90+hr remakes of 10/10 games and I got stuck for a bit.

I saw Newgrounds cartoons spoiling it in 2004 so around 6 years is the max

I just changed my default search engine to DuckDuckGo and turned off AI, cause it lets you do that.

He sounds like that shrimp in shark tale.

Lost Soul Aside. That game from a Chinese fan who thought FF Versus XIII's trailers were so cool, he decided to make his own Versus XIII.

Saw them in Indy two weeks ago, and when they played Mr Brightside I felt like I was getting punk'd. The crowd went wild though!

View from the pit of Indianapolis Everwise Amphitheater, before Foxing's show

Purple fog masks a figure with purple dollar sign lights on it's eyes.

An orange cyborg skeleton structure with a combat helmet, and goggles with dollar sign lights in the sockets.

Saw Foxing, Taking Back Sunday and Coheed & Cambria tonight.

Really fun time with all those bands. Coheed had a cool cyborg skeleton!

I think there's a weird time where you got book-smarts but still lack a certain amount of empathy, cause 12 year old me somehow came away from Ender's Game thinking being a work-at-home child soldier would be super dope.

Mario and Peach even have a couple conversations made of full sentences, Bowser Jr too.

Th-there's a reason why they stopped.

You know what happens when Vex chases a Teemo?

The same thing that happens to everyone else.

A League roster with 0 yordles, not even Teemo, the most marketable yordle, feels like coward shit.

Tell me a video game name and I'm going to tell you my honest opinion about it

NieR: Automata

a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air and the words absolute cinema below him Alt: Clair Obscur protagonist Gustave, in a suit is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air and the words absolute cinema below him

Got to Act 3 in Expedition 33

Image of television cooking show host Guy Fieri in a flame-print shirt doing a cool pose.

Have you considered...

I thought for sure they'd at least have SOMETHING River City Girls related like damn.