My favorite part of the Superb Owl was getting to sleep through it since Iβm overseas.
The second best part was waking up to an overflowing cup of racistsβ tears.
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My favorite part of the Superb Owl was getting to sleep through it since Iβm overseas.
The second best part was waking up to an overflowing cup of racistsβ tears.
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08.02.2026 11:57 β π 588 π 538 π¬ 48 π 96Your top 3 Winter Olympic sports:
1. Hockey!
2. More Hockey!
3. Curling
Β‘Viva la revoluciΓ³n!
07.02.2026 17:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Non, chers mΓ©dias dominants, une vidΓ©o complotiste avec des personnes noires representΓ©es en singes nβest pas Β« un message polΓ©mique Β» ni une Β« controverse Β». Essayez encore (cβest le mot raciste sans guillemets que vous cherchez).
07.02.2026 14:28 β π 849 π 199 π¬ 11 π 3My other fav didnβt like being a mid in the Royal Navy. So he convinced some enlisted sailors to desert, they stole an open boat and sailed to the U.S.
Tbh, with leadership chops like that he couldβve done well for himself in the Navy. Anyway, he ended up a dirt farmer in Kansas. π€£
Well, after my mom passed, the family genealogy fell to me, so my question is how much time ya got?
One of my favorite is the Dutch woman who married a Puritan and fled to the New World because her dad was invited to dinner with the French King and lost his head (literally). Play the cards you got.
And also gets his ass kicked.
03.02.2026 18:47 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Pilot: Imagine if I had to do a pre-flight inspection before each flight!
Seriously though, this guy needs to go back to wondering what βFrederickβs of Hollywoodβ is and why it shows up in his sonβs browser history.
Or, hear me out, we could tax oligarchs and tech grifters. Just a thought.
03.02.2026 19:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ce sont des bonnes nouvelles!
Cβest aussi un bon example que la lutte contre les milliardaires nβest pas la mer Γ boire.
Another rejection letter today.
Will be back at it tomorrow.
I have thousands of bats flying over my head. This will turn out well.
02.02.2026 18:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dudes have come home from the wars and not been ridden as hard as Bongino is riding [redacted].
02.02.2026 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah, tell me youβre a member of the tribe, without saying youβre a member of the tribe!
01.02.2026 20:51 β π 41 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Congrats to both of you! Also, does this make you two officially a power-couple?
01.02.2026 15:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is who runs this account.
01.02.2026 14:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seconded. Being a grown up requires acknowledging the truth that there are no cool kids.
01.02.2026 11:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ernst Runtβ¦feckinβ dying over here. Well done man.
31.01.2026 17:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0UTAH auto body shop owner: βYou guys broke the fucking window to get in here! Where is your warrant??β
Trumpβs ICE goons: βYes we didβ¦ We donβt need one.β π€
Rights are gone under this regime.
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Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Intro to Linguistics (met my wifey!)
2. Slavic Folklore (now taught by @rblemberg.bsky.social - buy their books!)
3. Protest and Revolution
4. Judo
5. Intro to Living Off of Flour & Water Pancakes
Past as prologue.
31.01.2026 13:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our so called betters arenβt now and never were.
31.01.2026 13:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A representation of the globe oriented to maximize the amount of the Pacific Ocean thatβs shown. Freaking gigantinormous man. Yes, thatβs not a word, but damn folks, we need a neologism to cover the size of this ocean and thatβs the best I got at the moment.
The size of the Pacific Ocean still astonishes me.
31.01.2026 13:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs a lesson boys have to learn in childhood - the consequences of getting it wrong are too high as a teen or as an adult. βFriendβ and βliabilityβ are too often synonymous.
31.01.2026 09:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I struggle with this too, in writing and IRL. Read your post and started thinking. Realized that the only men Iβve hugged as an adult are 1) my dad and 2) guys I served with. The most caring environment of my adult life was the military and my writing reflects that.
31.01.2026 09:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
30.01.2026 23:10 β π 13727 π 3726 π¬ 55 π 37Canβt decide between βYou are running into dangerβ and βI require a tugβ. π
30.01.2026 19:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And gender IPAs, like all IPAs, only require the drinker to be a masochist.
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