Munson

feeling emboldened by the flame of ambition, hoping to not have anything bad writ upon my meager grave

Anthropomorphic human adult sized milkshake telling a smaller anthropomorphic wad of meat wearing a sweat band “I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this” with a backdrop of a chain link fence encasing a basketball court

WE ARE SO BACK

if i have ever told someone my favorite cuisine is anything other than “state fair food” i would like to revise my answer please

go read they cant kill us until they kill us by hanif abdurraqib

god wants you to close your tabs

I wish I remembered what it was like to get a proper full night’s sleep

i think i might just be a bloodborne hater

starting bloodborne for the seventh time. maybe this is the time i actually finish it.

“i need god to play the lead in biopic” 🥵🥵🥵🥵

What has it been like shifting from reporter to media executive, managing a staff instead of filing stories yourself? And do you write any of the jokes at The Onion? Or are you strictly managing the business? The Onion’s process is deeply, beautifully inefficient. Every day, our writers take 150 headlines into a physical writers room in Chicago and whittle them down to maybe one or two. These people throw away the funniest sentence I will ever write in my life six times by noon every weekday. The point of taking over this place was to preserve this process, which I learned this week is almost assuredly more rigorous than The New York Times. That’s why I don’t touch any of it. I just try to get more people to pay attention to the output, and get our work into different mediums and new places. We brought back the paper, reinvested in the Onion News Network, bought a full page ad in The Times for something they were going to write anyway. The role is to make the world-class work they’re already doing seep into everyday American life more frequently, and that’s working. You actually can do this, you know. You can just try to highlight the beauty of things you like and not try to vampirically extract value at every step. If people get one thing out of this whole Q&A, I hope it’s that. You do not have to make an A.I. version of your own employees that operate at 1.5x speed but produce purely iterative garbage, especially in media and journalism. People don’t actually want that shit. Make a good, human thing and people will bend over backwards to support you. This is a valid way to run a company.

Also talked about The Onion being inefficient on purpose.

www.status.news/p/the-onion-...

A matte black fountain pen laying parallel to its cap at a 45 degree angle on top of dot matrix paper. On the paper, written in red ink, reads: I love new pen day!!! Pen: Monteverde Ritma (medium) Ink: “Human Issues” from Wearingeul Paper: Mnemosyne 105 (A5, dot matrix)

Anyone wanna be pen pals? Trying to find some more uses for my fun pens and inks!

If I wanted to start watching a gundam series having never seen more than clips of any, which series should I start with?

i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this captions an anthropomorphic human sized milkshake talking yo a human sized meatball

YouTube video by Candlemass - Topic Samarithan

Let’s go with an underrated classic this time, featuring one of my absolute favorite vocal performances of all time. youtu.be/vcOdzutQyYE?...

YouTube video by Black Sheep Wall - Topic Nihility

How about one of the most oppressively heavy songs I’ve ever heard? Eight minutes of crushing atmosphere and beatdowns. youtu.be/Fe6nSbp2AmI?...

YouTube video by Steamhammer / SPV Fit For An Autopsy - Still We Destroy (Official Lyric Video)

Next is a track that epitomizes how satisfying it is to get a riff that just grooves without compromising on heaviness. youtu.be/Z9RsQXDsCnk?...

YouTube video by Earache Records Decapitated - Spheres of Madness (Official Video)

Followed by one of the moshingest songs ever featuring a god tier set of riffs. Entire song just goes so hard. youtu.be/8DgX6uf9DKY?...

YouTube video by DHDarkestHour Garden of Light - ISIS (HD)

Followed by a choice cut by one of my all time favorite bands. Especially good listening with good headphones in a dark room. youtu.be/FVlNITMlyFQ?...

YouTube video by Car Bomb Car Bomb - Gratitude (Official Audio)

First track in the list changed my brain chemistry when I first heard it. It’s occupied space in my brain consistently since. Extremely underrated and under appreciated band with many geat so gs but none that match this one in particular. youtu.be/ncs-Z9eWbYk?...

Love this idea!! I am an album guy through and through but I al going to thread some of my favorite tracks here. Maybe you’ll find something new to love!

Ooooooo fantastic idea, I am definitely joining in on this fun

To be clear I’m on your side about what should happen, but somewhat to the point of your video about it I can’t help but wonder what data they’re referencing in the announcement.

If I squint hard enough the reasoning from the article is sound but it doesn’t mean I have to like it.

Seafoam green gunner zaku warrior figurine featuring a white spiked shield attached to its left shoulder while holding a long, grey energy rifle with both hands. The weapon is pointed out into the distance.

Seafoam green gunner zaku warrior figurine featuring a white spiked shield attached to its left shoulder while holding a long, grey energy rifle with both hands. The weapon is pointed out into the distance.

Seafoam green gunner zaku warrior figurine featuring a white spiked shield attached to its left shoulder while holding a long, grey energy rifle with both hands. The weapon is pointed out into the distance.

Finished product!

laid out parts for a gunner zaku warrior gunpla

happy saturday to me

A financial advisor I once spoke with pro bono referred to people with a net worth over $9 million as “the guillotine-ready class,” and I kept thinking of her while I scrolled for a full 20 seconds to take in how tall this chart was. You won’t regret clicking through, if you like getting really 🔪🔥

thinkin bout the end credits to predator this morning