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Nintendo Switch Announcer (gravely): What is the true origin of man's inhumanity to man? What fate awaits our souls in the next life? Death and oblivion await all of us, this September.

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Nintendo Switch Announcer: Who's up for ice cream? That's right - Hello Kitty!

Flosser already on deck for after eating the cake. That’s just good planning right there.

Newspaper photo of a group of cats huddled together on a satellite dish with the headline, "Outdoor cats are using $500 Starlink satellite dishes as self-heating beds."

Cats are and always have been cyberpunks

I'm trying to think about how I would have reacted if shown this headline five years ago

activision put at least 60% of the entire western video game industry workforce on CoD so that they could make this

Denise Handicap is an all time classic episode of television

I think Twilight had technically already answered this

Staten Island GameStop Stapled Receipts To Switch 2s And Punctured The Screens Because Nintendo Boxed Them In The Weirdest Way Possible Some unlucky fans have holes in their Switch 2 now

If you are the Staten Island Switch 2 receipt stapler 1) I hope you are holding up okay and 2) let me know if you're available for an interview. All personal info will be kept private/anonymized!

ethan.gach@kotaku.com
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I think about this game way more than I should

Episode 3 of @timekillerspod.bsky.social is live wherein I praise (but still find ways to nitpick) DOOM: The Dark Ages, we look back at the absolutely bonkers first half of 2025 and talk about what we've been killing time with lately!

Listen now: linktr.ee/timekillerspod

What do you consider the unmissable indies so far this year?

Happy Wednesday

a close up of a man 's face with long hair and a green jacket . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with long hair and a green jacket .

When you spot that freshly poured mug from across the room

This has been the case for years though with indies that cost far less than $50. The price of a game doesn’t measure its quality, it most closely reflects its production costs. GTA is no different and will still break sales records regardless of price.

Romphims*

The other content

Image of a woman reacting positively to something next to an image of a woman reacting negatively to something

Me hearing a game is great but really long:

Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence t...

Cannot unsee.

Screenshot of Google Maps search result for a place called 3 Guidos Italian Deli and Cafe

(coworker) Hey what are you getting for lunch
(guy who's not 100% sure what ethnic terms are OK to say these days) Ah I did a pickup order from uh. Uhhhhh 3 Italian Gentlemen Deli

But is it *surprising*? I would argue no.

A Brand Name inferior to the imitators it spawned?

CELEBRITY TWEET 15 YEARS AGO: when U take a shit . and you look in the bowl ...& then you get hungry:.. what does that mean

CELEBRITY TWEET NOW:
Yes sirrr, the new WW3 parlay giveaway from DraftKings is looking mad braggadocius! Picks for my TOP 10 nations to pillage incoming ⏬️ 👀 #PelotonPartners

I don't care what side of the Israel-Palestine conflict your sympathies lie on, snatching up people with a valid student visa for the crime of writing an OpEd is naked fascism and if you don't oppose this you are a threat to this country's most basic values