Brad O’Pumpkin-pie-him

fun math for everyone: now that the Xbox 360 is 20 years old, it's the same age that the NES was back in 2005

Mehhhhhhh….. ok. But that better mean Massey is out the door.

Electric Relaxation by A Tribe Called Quest on Apple Music Song · 1993 · Duration 4:03

You can be a shorty in my ill convoy

Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world

OK, Trapp as Killer Croc got me to snort-laugh.

Yo, I’m so happy for NYC, Mamdani is going to be an amazing mayor and he ends the political career of a real creep.

But OMG I’m tired of hearing about the mayoral race of a city a thousand miles away. You would think he’s actually running for national office the way the media covers him.

who could've guessed that dick cheney dying wouldn't even be the best thing to happen on the day dick cheney died

What kind of post? The ones where I point out the release of The Downward Spiral is closer to the Kennedy assassination than today? Or that Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is closer to the Carter presidency than today? Or that Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is closer to the moon landing than today?

I don’t think the flavor lasted for 30 seconds. Even as a kid with a sweet tooth, I thought it was ridiculous.

I love those dead center home runs where you're not sure off the bat because of the camera angle, but the batter is absolutely positive, and then it lands 590 feet away

I’ve read nothing but glowing reviews so far, even from hard-core fans like Nadia Oxford, so I’m hoping you’re right. I don’t have much time to play it at the moment, but I’m thinking I should go ahead and buy it anyway, just so the accountants at Square see my enthusiasm for the series.

Saw you picked up the remastered. Made any progress yet? Or the sick kiddo slow slowing you down?

I last played the first two a couple years ago (on iOS maybe?) and enjoyed the simplicity of them. There was a challenge and grinding, yes, but you just gotta fight the monsters and get the quest items

The level of athleticism needed to casually fire that strike into the corner of the net is just… incomprehensible.

(Reginald is floating in the air following a scent trail, like Toucan Sam) BEARTATO: Whoa! What are you doing? REGINALD: Barbecue law states that if I follow a scent to its grill, the griller has to give me a hot dog. C'mon! (Reginald continues floating. Beartato follows along) REGINALD: Oh boy oh boy! (They reach the source of the scent. Harrison is on fire.) REGINALD (disappointed): Awww man!

Barbecue Law

I was running on the beach a few miles away from the reporter’s live shot just over a week ago. Thinking about the people of Jamaica.

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”

It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

LOL, LMAO, even. Nice try.

I’ve listened to enough episodes of insert credit to be *shocked* that you’re old enough to have worked at Circuit City and K-Mart.

Love it.

Hell yeah

Rob Manfred allowed a musical performance in the middle of the game because he doesn’t like baseball and doesn’t give a shit.

My kid was watching Jeopardy the other night and for a second I actually thought it was you.

Fremont is full of people for whom Omaha is the “big city” and just too crowded. So yeah, 300 people in a town of 27k? That’s pretty good.

It’ll take just a few minutes and I guarantee it’ll make their day. Maybe yours too, if you haven’t had enough gratitude in your life.

If, like me, you’re having a hard time with… <gestures broadly> …everything, I highly recommend taking five minutes to send a message to a creator you follow or a small business owner you patronize. I bet they get appreciative emails less than you think and it’ll make both of you feel good.

So jealous.

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

I personally feel like it’s number two, we had a viewing last year after not watching it since probably the 2000s and it has not held up. But whatever, I’m not here to yuck anybody’s yum.

Ok that’s a pretty good one

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