Daniel Kayes

I’m so good at writing emails. Like, so good.

Hell yeah, I have weekend plans now

I always said I wouldn’t let money change me, but why am I ok with paying $30 for a burger and fries, maybe I have changed 🤦‍♂️

I feel so bad for this homeless dude that was living in the woods by my job, I heard him telling someone this morning his bike was stolen last night while at work and then this afternoon after he left for work, his campsite went up in flames. To have almost nothing and then lose it all. Terrible 😔

sex is consensual. if it’s not consensual it’s assault.

Making America Gross Again.

Gonna work hard to turn these slums into lands #motivated

My dad died so I guess I’ve been promoted to slum lord 🤷‍♂️

Took like 7 months but I finally got the new WiFi password at work

It’s always a white man going through a midlife crisis driving those ugly, block ass Tesla trucks

men: “there’s a male loneliness epidemic”

also men: *calls other guys simps for respecting and having empathy for women*

Bruh I needa nap

Is it a boomer thing to still use paper wall calendars?? Like the ones with cute puppies or cool cars? I feel like it’s been awhile since I seen one

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Took yesterday off work to handle some dead dad shit, walked into hell this morning, I’ve been nonstop fixing mistakes and cleaning up after everyone from yesterday

My podcast would be called “Wait…What was I talking about?”

As a millennial, it was deeply ingrained in us that using Wikipedia for research in the early days of the internet wasn't allowed.

Plagiarism at my school got one of my classmates expelled. And I'm old enough to remember the early days when journalists got in trouble for faking stories.

I lied lol somethin, somethin about not judging and patience or some bullshi like that

Pullin up to work and I can already tell it’s gonna be a crazy day

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is the fall of the post-WWII global order

Man, yall, I did not wanna work out this morning. What did I do? I did the damn thing. I’m glad I did, I’m ready for the day. Have a good one, be strong, keep your head up. You are worthy, make today wish it was yesterday.

That’s terrible, I’ve been in logistics for 10 years. The hits being taken behind the scenes that aren’t being discussed is frightening. I haven’t seen it like this since Covid and it’s getting worse, quicker. Positive thoughts and much love to those like you and you working thru it. Respect.

Some folks think India and Pakistan fighting ain’t got nothing to do with us and that couldn’t be further from the truth. This is *BAD*

It’s disheartening how many people don’t realize how much worse things are about to get

By accident

May dad used to say the same thing about me

New trailer for #GTA6

Releasing on May 26, 2026

Finally! Something good

Shiii, what’s the point of muscle without flexin on em every once in a while