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Dark Lord of Procrastination

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The rare and elusive Giant Maltese

22.11.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we can get there with subliminal messages in broadway musicals. β€œIn sleep, he sang to me ( about free healthcare) β€œ

21.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani put all his points into speech and charisma and can now defeat enemies through dialogue checks.

21.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He’a so mad, he’s making grok um, actually…people about it

20.11.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Shade of Attlemoore: A Souls-Like Audio Drama A dark fantasy audio drama inspired by Elden Ring, Wraith the Oblivion, and Slay the Princess.

The Shade of Attlemoore, the dark fantasy tale of a Shade, a Stray and a very Bad Moon is kickstarting now!

Come check out our pilot and listen to what our team can do!

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20.11.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

It’s really straining against the programming to get that slightest of digs in

20.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a typewriter with the words " all work and no play makes jack a dull boy " on it ALT: a typewriter with the words " all work and no play makes jack a dull boy " on it

It’s just page after page of sparkling cognitive tests?

19.11.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New possible secret identity for Chuck Tingle just dropped.

17.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All that 4D chess finally paying off

17.11.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wtf why is it just folders of icy moon pics?

12.11.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s insane to me that Merrick Garland just let it all slide just so no one could accuse him of bias.

12.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they actually release the files I am kinda curious if Trump will stick with her or throw her under the bus or just completely forget she exists.

12.11.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sir Ian McKellan

11.11.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Resign immediately. You are a disgrace.

10.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?

10.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10862    πŸ” 2610    πŸ’¬ 456    πŸ“Œ 306

Mike Johnson tearfully confessing that for years he disguised himself as Trump and did all the stuff in the Epstein files

09.11.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps O’Leary could give us a brief pitch and we could all decide if he gets to meet or not.

07.11.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth is going to blow them up

06.11.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean honestly I think a lot of them did move on until a candidate with untouchably popular policy stances that happened to be Muslim showed up and then it was 2002 again baby!

05.11.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make bill ackman pay for it mr mayor he asked to let him know if he could help

05.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lotta y’all kids still don’t get it. You can use multiple fizzy lifting drinks on a single gobstopper. Where are you going? You’re going to just stay broke, huh?!

01.11.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would he be worried about that? Nothing happened the last time. They made him president again.

30.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This title makes me think of the Great Outdoor Fight from Achewood. 3 days, 3 acres, 3,000 men!!

30.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got these blade hands, innit?

29.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget that he’s getting free MRIs practically every day now.

29.10.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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26.12.2024 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 27320    πŸ” 35614    πŸ’¬ 258    πŸ“Œ 397

Green. Super green.

25.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What billionaire wouldn’t want to take full credit and a get a bunch of pictures of handing it to Trump and a teary eyed soldier? Is there an Epstein 2?

25.10.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He once gave me a ride to the SCAREport! Good guy.

24.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the old expanded universe Deez Nuts had a rich tapestry of backstory.

24.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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