The rare and elusive Giant Maltese
22.11.2025 23:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@darthlater.bsky.social
Dark Lord of Procrastination
The rare and elusive Giant Maltese
22.11.2025 23:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think we can get there with subliminal messages in broadway musicals. βIn sleep, he sang to me ( about free healthcare) β
21.11.2025 23:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mamdani put all his points into speech and charisma and can now defeat enemies through dialogue checks.
21.11.2025 22:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβa so mad, heβs making grok um, actuallyβ¦people about it
20.11.2025 23:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Shade of Attlemoore, the dark fantasy tale of a Shade, a Stray and a very Bad Moon is kickstarting now!
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Itβs really straining against the programming to get that slightest of digs in
20.11.2025 17:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs just page after page of sparkling cognitive tests?
19.11.2025 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New possible secret identity for Chuck Tingle just dropped.
17.11.2025 21:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All that 4D chess finally paying off
17.11.2025 04:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wtf why is it just folders of icy moon pics?
12.11.2025 22:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs insane to me that Merrick Garland just let it all slide just so no one could accuse him of bias.
12.11.2025 19:24 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If they actually release the files I am kinda curious if Trump will stick with her or throw her under the bus or just completely forget she exists.
12.11.2025 01:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sir Ian McKellan
11.11.2025 03:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Resign immediately. You are a disgrace.
10.11.2025 04:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you canβt lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
10.11.2025 02:25 β π 10862 π 2610 π¬ 456 π 306Mike Johnson tearfully confessing that for years he disguised himself as Trump and did all the stuff in the Epstein files
09.11.2025 04:45 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perhaps OβLeary could give us a brief pitch and we could all decide if he gets to meet or not.
07.11.2025 21:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hegseth is going to blow them up
06.11.2025 05:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean honestly I think a lot of them did move on until a candidate with untouchably popular policy stances that happened to be Muslim showed up and then it was 2002 again baby!
05.11.2025 21:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Make bill ackman pay for it mr mayor he asked to let him know if he could help
05.11.2025 21:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A lotta yβall kids still donβt get it. You can use multiple fizzy lifting drinks on a single gobstopper. Where are you going? Youβre going to just stay broke, huh?!
01.11.2025 02:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why would he be worried about that? Nothing happened the last time. They made him president again.
30.10.2025 20:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This title makes me think of the Great Outdoor Fight from Achewood. 3 days, 3 acres, 3,000 men!!
30.10.2025 20:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got these blade hands, innit?
29.10.2025 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt forget that heβs getting free MRIs practically every day now.
29.10.2025 00:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if you see this post, your actions are:
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Green. Super green.
25.10.2025 22:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What billionaire wouldnβt want to take full credit and a get a bunch of pictures of handing it to Trump and a teary eyed soldier? Is there an Epstein 2?
25.10.2025 05:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He once gave me a ride to the SCAREport! Good guy.
24.10.2025 19:57 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0In the old expanded universe Deez Nuts had a rich tapestry of backstory.
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