Governor Steve Uncle

Was it the person who said there'd be elections in 2026 because there's "no legal method to cancel them?" Because that made me chuckle a little bit.

Would love to see a single Republican pitch an idea to lower crime rates that isn't "be meaner to criminals or people who we think look like criminals."

I often use it to reformat lists. Easy to drop a list of things in, not asking it to "think," very easy to see if errors were made in the output.

Love it for that but I've just described a $5 tool, not a $500b one.

Droopy dog

I support the Droops

YouTube video by spezinger Airplane! - I've Got To Concentrate

Pinch Hitting for Pedro Borbon: Manny Mota Mota Mota

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CahN...

I'm a small government conservative so I support Trump sending the National Guard to take over DC if the troopers are all under 5'5" tall

Trump and Tim Cook with an Apple plaque/gold bar thingy

Is this what he took away from his meeting with Tim Apple?

Trump drops a nuclear bomb on Madrid

Some senator's intern: He's just trying to distract you from the Epstein files, it won't work!

I dunno man, a military takeover of a major Democratic city and the seat of government is a pretty big deal in and of itself.

Not always. Zillow tried buying/flipping houses and failed. Corporations derive no utility from houses besides hoping to use them as an investment vehicle while normal humans buy houses to live in. When the market looks less appetizing (by nature or by political action) they'll stop buying houses.

David Byrne, is that you?

I look forward to Trump continuing to fight crime in cities by deploying soldiers to other benign tourist destinations.

The marines surround Chicago's Bean
FBI rappelling down the St. Louis Arch
Postal service cops camped out in Yellowstone

Making America Healthy Again?

Working on a new Bumble bio. Which would make the ladies tingle more, my reddit karma or bluesky follower count?

Get your own fascist font

You want to move the needle? Try using your fingers. Needles are small and easy to move.

That's why I'm not a billionaire, sounds miserable

Metal ridges on top of the desk

The NBC golf announcer desk looks like a piece of anti-homeless architecture. Are they forbidden from touching the desk? Are we done pretending the desk functions as a desk?

Travel Instagrammer: Here are the five greatest restaurants in this city

How many meals did you eat while visiting?

Instagrammer: Five

Company doesn't have to turn a profit if the entire point is to sell it to billionaires who wants to curry favor with Trump

Billboard that says “crank it to Hank”

Crank it to Hank

Watching a baseball game for the umpire

Every time a billionaire suggests an incentive it always involves them getting tax breaks for something they probably already do

Is anybody currently stopping them?

Is he going to provide these places to stay before they move out or is this more of an IOU situation?

Everyone: the Democrats underperform because they don't support/oppose my personal political north star

Or maybe it's because there's a national media apparatus perfectly trained to attack any individual Democrat who so much as pokes their head above ground level

They are certainly some guys

The only way to beat a pedophile is to go on a podcast with a pedophile

Alienating the entire democratic base to appeal to three Trump voters who might tick their boxes by accident