Ilja

People talk about Ed licking Stede through his panties, and I love it.
But what if I talk about Ed sliding down Stede’s panties slowly. Pulling them down to his knees and keeping them there, trapping his legs together...

since Olu canonically owns crocs in 1717, what are some other modern items you believe the OFMD crew has?

i’ll go first: Stede owns a Dyson Airwrap

it's evening in a western au, and the whole thing is bleak. a slut-era ed and an emotionally-fragile stede rediscover each other at the hippie ski resort. stede's about to lose his nerve. most of the crew is there, making a salad.

Who wants Mermen? Winding down @ourflagctiys.bsky.social with linework from this year’s MerMay offering (I added some bubbles). MAKE ‘EM PRETTY!!!
Hi-res files here: ko-fi.com/s/febccc6365
#OFMDCTIYS #OFMDfanart

A watercolour painting of a calico cat curled up sleeping on its side, painted in red blue and yellow. There's a twisty piece of string and stars around it.

🐈 international cat day! 🐈 #art #watercolour

Stede’s inability to call the gravy basket by the correct name is never not funny

#ofmd

"Hope you're thinking of me as well." #OurFlagMeansDeath

Would really love a recording of Rhys's bit from the beatboxing section of his show, when he yelled "get fucked!" because right now, because he does it with such perfect cadence and I feel like yelling it a lot at our politicians.

why did this clip end up so long

Me when out of nowhere The Cryptid Factor decides to announce they’re doing their last ever show tomorrow

violently hot of them

ed teach and calico jack sitting on the beach in the sand leaning against a rock, ed is glancing over with a bit of side-eye, calico jack is holding the rum (our flag means death s1e8)

calico jack already getting on ed's nerves after one (1) day

😭🫂

"i don't need to go to the fringe :) i'll have plenty of other opportunities to see them!" oh you idiot. oh you absolute moron

Fuuuckk i missed to opportunety to see them live 🥲

Guys (gn) I don't know how else to say this but you've gotta make the weird, beautiful shit you want to see in the world. You, personally, are a whimsy factory, making a sort of magic that only you, personally, possess. Yes, the dark Horrors are many, but the delights are MORE and they are brighter.

Wtf wtf wtf 😭

Emotional support Buttons.

How many times have you watched this clip? 🤣😭🫣

✨ Another oldie ✨
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #OFMDfanart

the fact that this is their first (real) meeting is legitimately incomprehensible. like what do you mean ed just gently put his hand on top of stede’s as he sat vigil at his bedside before they even knew each other and it woke him up?????????

Cashmere and lace bizarrelittlemew Summary: Men like that didn’t usually look at Stede like that, men like that didn’t usually push Stede down on his knees in grimy alleys behind bars, men like that didn’t usually caress Stede’s face while letting him unbutton their leather pants, men like that— As far as Stede knew, men like that didn’t usually wear lace panties and garters.

oooh is it this one?
archiveofourown.org/works/47972497

a digital drawing of rhys darby, dan schreiber, and leon “buttons” kirkbeck sitting at a desk made out of a box that says “the cryptid factor” on the front. the desk is on top of the world and above them are two aliens in a flying saucer looking down at them confused

maybe the cryptids were the friends we made along the way

screenshot of sim stede skinny dipping in the ocean

love stede's little ❤️ sticking up out of the water 😂
#ofmdsims

Mood

stede in a DRESS. a floaty pretty long dress. waist is sinched heels are on hair is coiffed body is tea.