Ilja

I'm having some anxiety but I hope everyone's night is going well :)
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#gentlebeard #gentlebeardfanart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #edwardteach #stedebonnet

Honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi or whatever <3
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#gentlebeard #gentlebeardfanart #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #edwardteach #stedebonnet

Stede in a teal green Hawaii style shirt. The are leaf and Lilly prints on it. Stede is lifting his sunglasses above his eyes and looking to the right. On his wrist are a couple of bracelets, one brown beaded bracelet and another canvas style bracelet coloured in the gay pride flag. Behind him is a blue sky background with clouds

Ed in a purple Hawaii style shirt with a purple and pink leaf print over it. He is wearing sunglasses and he’s pulling them down slightly, looking over the top and to his left. Behind him is a blue sky background with clouds. Ed hair is up in a bun with a few strands of hair for either side . His exposed arms are covered In tattoos.

It’s been another hot minute since I posted some art

Enjoy some beach husbands I cooked up literally in a few days for wee con.

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard

the puppy dog eyes never fail 😌 #OFMDAU #rhyikaverse

A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death wearing the exact same dress in two different colors (Stede is in a gold dress and Ed is in a blue and silver one). Ed is standing near the front of the picture plane, looking back at Stede with his hand on his hip. Stede has just stepped off of a shiny brass colored elevator and is looking off to the side. There is wood paneling and a dark green wallpaper on the walls as well as a wooden floor. From Ring in the New Year by @kalansphantom: “There, behind him, stood one Stede Bonnet with a smile on his face and his stupid cute swoopy hair perfectly pulled back with white flowers adorning it. And Edward’s fucking dress. It was the same exact cut, right down to the low dip that formed a heart that was spread out across the broad expanse of the well-muscled dress.”

What do you do when your mortal enemy shows up to a party in the same dress as you??*

@annettefb.bsky.social commissioned this piece from @kalansphantomff.bsky.social’s fic Ring in the New Year the other week and it was a delight to work on! ❤️ #OFMDfanart #OFMD

*kiss about it

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Stede is a merman and is leaning over Ed, touching his nose to Ed's and smiling. Ed is dressed in his purple tee and leathers. He's holding one hand under Stede's jaw and smiling. Ed is sitting on rocks in shallow water. Stede is lifting himself out of the deeper water around the rocks, flipping his tail. He's flirting.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're sitting on the floor on top of two repaired patched up pillows. Their knees are touching. Ed is wearing his timeout onesie and Stede is wearing his cursed red suit shirt. They're both holding glasses of brandy and talking and laughing together. Ed's free hand is on Stede's thigh and Stede's free hand is resting on Ed's chest.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is hugging Stede from behind. His arms are wrapped around Stede's chest. Stede's fingers are tangled with Ed's. They're older, greyer, wrinkled even more. Ed's hair has gone white. He's kissing Stede's forehead as Stede smiles.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is holding into ship rigging with one hand and Stede with the other. Stede is looking up at Ed and smiling.

I love drawing the little quiet moments the most. I like flirty eyes and crinkly smiles around harmonized giggling and sweet-nothing whispers lost on a good breeze. Just want to draw them alive for as long as I am. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Today is a shit day. Time for no context shit posting

Remember when Ed saw a little cuddly bunny and called it a big bad Wolf so someone would finally understand how Ed felt being called Blackbeard.

“It's a very rare thing, to find someone who understands you.”

#OFMD

Drawing of Stede in pink hearted boxers and cropped sweater with the message ‘all tits no brain’ written on it, and the words ‘present from Lucius and Izzy’ next to him

Little bonus pastel doodleee #stedebonnet #ofmd

grimace @sillymonkey: i'm so little and tiny i bathe in the sink and dry myself off with a tissue Ferdy Anaki Skywalker @anakitlb Replying to @sillymonkey: I am unfollowing, This account makes me feel really weird

izzy when ed started writing poetry

bts still of Rhys in stede’s towel boy uniform looking over the revenge

when the chain by fleetwood mac starts playing in public and you have to stand there and act normal

phoebe the cat in the elusive loaf sploot

I found a weird little seal behind me while cooking

i can imagine arthur morgan as a trans guy in my head if I want to and absolutely nobody can stop me

🗓️🚫😒

It will never not bother me to hear “unalived” or “graped”. We’ve more than proved that banning language only creates different words for the same topics that we absolutely need to be talking about. Stop making serious issues sound less serious by banning the real heavy words. They’re not the issue

Guess I should make more of those…

A modified version of a recent Getty Images picture of Taika Waititi speaking on a. Stage into a microphone and holding his phone, originally credited to Unique Nicole. The image has been manipulated with a digital paintbrush to give Taika long hair tied half-up, like his character Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death. He also has Ed's tattoos, and a skull and crossbones on his white T-shirt. The Getty images credit has been switched to Lucius Spriggs, another character from the show.

Celebrity Ed, giving a TedTalk on _____

#OFMD

A pastel-ish drawing of Ed kneeling on some kind of bedding, in purple lingerie and pearls. He’s wearing makeup and a flower in his hair that are up in a ponytail.

I don’t have much other drawings to post, but have one of my favorites 😄
(Yes he’s supposed to have top surgery scars but I fucked up the opacity 😭) #ofmd #edteach #blackbeard

A graphic for the @BottomStedeWeek’s Sub Stede’s Kinkmas Wishlist! The background image is a close-up of a soft-focus Christmas tree, all lit up in white lights. Each day of the seven day event is represented by a scroll with the date on top and a list of five prompts. There are four scrolls on top and three on the bottom, with the BottomStedeWeek event logo in the bottom right corner, a black quill peeking out from the logo. The hashtag for the event is underneath the logo, reading #SubStedeKinkmas25 The prompts are as follows: Dec 8: nipple clamps public collaring pussy spanking ruined orgasm feederism Dec 9: ring gag play piercing historical roleplay sounding rod blood play Dec 10: spreader bar decadence kink (arousal from excess luxury, self-indulgence, moral decay, hedonism, etc) high protocol scene Kleptophilia (arousal from the act of theft) pet play Dec 11: wax play imprint paddle chastity devices sybian machine shoe kink Dec 12: figging fantasy dildo cock & ball torture beard kink piss play Dec 13: arm binder abduction kink grinding toys Knismolagnia (tickling kink) Vocaphilia (voice kink) Dec 14: Forniphilia (arousal by human furniture or from being treated like human furniture) bondage tape weapon play aftercare free space

Things are about to get a whole lot naughtier around here 😌🎁

#SubStedeKinkmas25

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Please have this, the first panel of my Ed & Stede Halloween Couples Costume Adventure comic. I’ll post the rest in this thread as I finish.
CW: even dumber jokes yet to come!
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #comics

Second panel of a grayscale comic. Intro text reads: "Later at the buffet table" followed by three insect cascading panels cropped on an extreme close up of Ed's eyes. His eyes look right, his eyes look left, and finally his eyes widen while his eyebrows shoot up in excitement. Tiny hearts appear in his pupils as his focus locks on the object of his affection: a plate stacked with delicious looking mini quiches. Two speech bubbles read: "FUCK YEAH! MINI QUICHES!!" Ed is all about them mini quiches, as is the artist.

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Now THIS is a party!

Third page of a grayscale comic containing 6 panels. Panel 1: Ed is facing forward and looking down at a large plate pf towering mini quiches. His eyes are wide with excitement and a toothy grin is plastered across his face. Panel 2: Ed is turned three quarters to the left. Both of his arms are raised and he’s looking down at the miniature Audrey II puppet heads covering his hands. His expression is one of alarm and confusion. Panel 3: Ed is now turned three quarters to the right, angrily glaring at a hand reaching in from out of frame to “yoink” a mini quiche from the top of the stack. Panel 4: The aforementioned yoinker is viewed from behind. They are resting a white lace fingerless gloved hand cuntily on their cocked hip, which frames a nervous looking Stede and a pissy looking Ed standing just beyond. Multiple bangles and bracelets are stacked along their forearm. The speech bubble belonging to them reads “Oh sweetie…” Panel 5: The yoinker is revealed to be Lucius. He is dressed as Madonna in her sheer white 1984 MTV Video Music Awards “Like a Virgin” outfit: bustier top, tea length tulle skirt, opera length fingerless lace gloves, numerous pearl necklaces and crystal crucifixes, and giant silver belt buckle that reads “BOY TOY”. He’s making quite a show of eating the mini quiche and his speech bubble reads: “Didn’t really think through your slutty costume choice, did you? [winking kissy face emoji]” Panel 6: Ed is front and center, both arms raised and his head thrown back, bellowing to the heavens. All three Audrey II heads are just as wide as his mouth and written across the rope of the panel in huge scrawling letters is “FEED ME STEDEMORE!!” Stede is on the left of the panel, head in his hands and shoulders scrunched in embarrassment. Lucius is on the right, eyes wide, brows drawn, shoulders slumped, and arms hanging slack in astonishment.

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Don’t get between a guy and his mini quiches

what if some ed teachifies this

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death in the Adventure Time style. Stede is running and holding a rolled up map. Ed is running with a rosy maple moth on his finger. The Adventure Time logo has been made to say "Deeply Cool Adventure Time" in the OFMD font with Stede's dagger instead of the sword. Their little petrified orange friend is between Ed and Stede.

"So, we're gonna have an extremely fun, memorable, deeply cool adventure!" 🧡🏴‍☠️

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

A screenshot from Our Flag Means Death, with the two leads looking very gay. Below are two enamel pins, one a bisexual pirate and the other a trans pirate

Remember Our Flag Means Death?
I love how it reminded everyone just how Queer and Trans pirates are.

That's why they're the best. And that's why I'm wearing this Trans Pirate pin right now, and always!

nerdyqueer.com

[ #ofmd #trans #queer ]

Thank you so much for 100 downloads!!!
For this special occasion LG Ed and Stede as Gomez and Morticia

They could never make me hate you Ed “gets railed by Stede Bonnet once and immediately starts calling him zaddy” Teach

Ed and Stede are trying to plant a little garden.. but keep getting distracted. the prompt was "onion" and it's a bad ink drawing of gentlebeard kissing on a garden bed

#inktoberonion #gentlebeard