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So for anyone looking for a hopecore video post-YK, a Nazi interrupted a psych class at the University of Washington to yell Heil Hitler and do Nazi salutes and the class decided to chase him out en masse.

Idk how you’re meant to do manicure shots but check it out

This is unforgiveable incompetence: NZ has spent $671m to get no ferries, rather than $551m to get new ferries that would be arriving within months to replace clapped-out ferries. This sort of mismanagement should bring down a government; amazingly, it's not even the worst example of their failings

I am missing Twitter intensely - pre Musk, the Homestuck crash out posting would’ve been decadent 😔

I love living in the era of the business idiot. Multiple 3 trillion market cap companies forcing software down people's throats that they hate that has grown a near-cultural level of ridicule about its propensity for errors, all because they forgot how to do anything but chase quarterly growth

Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.

Back here just to brag about this sick manicure 💙🧡

@jessmwoodward.bsky.social it also comes in a very wide range of shades, which may appeal to you!

It is an unbelievably good foundation, delivered in a cushion style compact, with excellent coverage and yet a lighter feeling than my moisturiser 🥳

I miss having my little Twitter community… who can I tell about the Tirtir cushion being worth the hype now

In case you also need a list:

✍️ Treaty Principles Bill - 7 Jan
✍️ Oranga Tamariki Amendments Bill aka Military Bootcamps - 9 Jan
✍️ Regulatory Standards Bill - 12 Jan
✍️ Puberty Blockers Consultation - 20 Jan

Oh my god, mood❤️

March!

So in another words, maybe the cursed energy was me

I also forgot to tell you but just before you picked me up, I was angrily abandoning my 3rd attempt to play Skyrim because I got stuck in Helgen trying to pick up a pheasant

The wares!

ah thats cool you wrote a book and self financed a movie and leg pressed 10,000 pounds? well let me tell you about all the stuff i figured out how to do in Sharepoint

my main accomplishment in 2025 was a massive, challenging but extremely boring corporate project and while the internal recognition and financial compensation are nice, it absolutely sucks to brag about online

Starting the year as we intend to finish it ❤️☺️

me: how old is your baby?
her: 46 weeks
me, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?

I don't really buy the talk about Chris Luxon being rolled or stepping down but I have to admit posting a pic of yourself doing a 9/11 into the Beehive doesn't scream "I love this job"

Smh we used to make the beast with two backs and now we can't even afford a beast with one

Mum sent our presents to my work so I can bring with for Christmas at Dad’s - poor mailroom guy arrived super frazzled because “I think you have to refrigerate this??”

Has anyone else tried Rise of the Golden Idol? Started last night and am OBSESSED, the puzzles are so satisfying

These images have the same energy.

Cover image. A sun-kissed ancient Roman farmer in a big straw hat sits in a shady spot by the forest besides a rustic cairn. Alt text of the following images are from the original short story by Tumblr users writing-prompt-s, sadoeuphemist, stu-pot and sameenbyhat. Significant additions by me are in brackets.

Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

The God of Arepo / a #comic about a farmer who befriends a nothing god (1/13) #art

Researching and reporting my story about how truly horrible Facebook has become genuinely rattled me, and changed how I looked at the internet permanently. It's important to understand how messed up they are.

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