jason.

People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.

victorian sailing boats in a harbour, leaning to one side. sepia toned photograph from the 1800s

look at this photo of whitby harbour by frank meadow sutcliffe in the 1860s look at it incredible

That lighting is bonkers.
😳

happy birthday, capitalism

They are a necessity.

I haven’t updated my gps since 2007 if anyone needs to get to Kmart

making my friendship bracelets out of bones

[prince, working on lyrics]

she had a red hat on. looked like it was thrifted.

A color photo of the lit up facade of Nayar Taqueria in Portland, Oregon.

The only thing I am consuming on Black Friday is a mole burrito the size of my head.
🌯

📸: Portland, Oregon

It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality

Kansas City losing, and the Bears beating the Eagles the next day is my Black Friday Deal.
I’m all set.

Still…
🐻🐻

A screenshot from King of the Hill showing Bobby putting up a ‘Thanks for Nothing’ sign.

Have a day, people.

Tomorrow I will defeat my family.

i wish i could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

TIP: Anyone who posts wild speculation as something that is “almost certainly” the case right now is ~almost certainly~ someone you should not rely on in moments where news is breaking and a story is rapidly developing.

drilling into literally anything, as a bit

My AI hand turkey has seven tail feathers.

I’ve don’t use Google. I text my friend Randall who used to be a dental assistant

Thank you!

A color photo of a pinkish hued sunset behind a marine layer and storm clouds along the Oregon coastline.

The perpetual rain and daylight that ends at 4:30pm isn’t ideal, tbh.
However, sometimes it makes for solid passing moments.

📸: Newport, Oregon

a white man holding a garfield phone saying “go to hell”

i have something to say

Noise cancelling headphones for the garbage in my head

Never be afraid to avoid new things.

first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken

How come when hot girls don't text back quick it's because they aren't thirsty but when I take my time I am "a terrible friend" or "irresponsible"

Phil Knight Writes Record Check to Republican Legislative PAC Phil Knight has broken his own record for political spending.

This is one reason it’s been fuck Phil Knight and his child sweatshop labor money, and products, from me forever.

YouTube video by Rocksteady Freddie Jimmy Cliff - Hard Road To Travel

Rest easy.

Thanks for the years in my ears, Jimmy Cliff.
🎧🎶

I renew my request that you all stop showing me the worst people in the world morning, noon, and night.