jason.

Tried to stretch my shoulder, popped my elbow, died

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

i think this thing i love most about the internet is how normal it is

My medical alert bracelet just says "Delete my browser history"

If we all reply "yikes" when people post these awful caricature style AI self-portraits, it would definitely help

Olympic medals falling apart after being awarded feels pretty on brand for 2026

Still.
Always.

jiminy glick in the streets, ed grimley in the sheets

Mom look at me, shitposting without a drafts folder

Both posters and users have this weird thing about social media like it matters in the grand scheme of things. We're not changing public policy or perception with the masses. We're fartin around with each other on a burning, sinking boat and I think that's fine

if i was a figure skater i would just go out there in my shortie nightie and do the robot and the worm with a couple of quads thrown in 🥇

look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin

Wearing my Hilary Knight jersey, watching the U.S. women’s hockey squad wreck shop, while eating a breakfast burrito from my couch.
This is about as patriotic as I get.

Hell yeah I love Curling! Curling up into a ball and crying.

Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick

i just wanna feel whatever cats do that has them making biscuits

Here for this reference.

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

*to Cupid* Just the normal arrows, big dawg

zamboni would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

Oops, I thought I was saving these into my drafts the whole time.

Bring👏Back👏Boomerangs👏

the best time for someone to just fucking do it already was 50 years ago. the second best time is now.

A color photo of a carousel at Oaks Park lit up at night, a yellow hued glow from the lights tints the frame.

Night walks in empty amusement parks.
It’s the Winter Light Festival here all week, and I am glad Oaks Park decided to flick some of them on temporarily.

📸: Oaks Amusement Park - Portland, Oregon

do you think frankenstein’s monster ever took an arm off so he could sleep more comfortably on his side

women can have a little revenge as a treat

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer

a sketchy illustration of a woman’s face next to a small fox looking up at her. smears of white, teal and oranges make up the background. an overall whimsical feel to the whole piece

friendly fox snoot kisses

Going for a walk on the beach at night while eating a sandwich is top tier mood enhancement, btw.