jason.

Remember to take breaks when you need them.
Take care out there.

📍Central Oregon Coast

Screenshot from Cujo of a woman with short hair driving a car looking out the window at a rabid St Bernard, subtitles say fuck you dog

If you've never seen Cujo now you have

Not to brag, but someone just told me I was better than nothing.

couldn’t even become the Joker if I wanted, I’m terrible at washing my makeup off at the end of the night

me: *keeps bumping the back of my hand against his so he’ll hold it*

Grim Reaper: quit it

you’re a spiritual being having a human experience? that’s nice, i’m a meatsuit that screams a lot

I'm tired of being human I want to be a magpie they always seem like they're up to something fun

Welcome to your 40s. You now know what you want to do with your life when you turn 18

i hope hulk hogan is wrestling with demons rn

“A pet cat!”

A color photo of people sitting on the beach, and playing in the water as the Portland Spirit cruises by in the background.

A color photo of a sidewalk covered I shade from the evening sun. A man walks down the brick sidewalk.

A color photo of a woman on a bench fanning herself with a frisbee. She is wearing foam horns.

A color photo of a downtown street scene in Portland, Oregon. The MAX light rail, decked out in red, pulls up to the stop.

Snippets of summer from the City of Roses.
Water, shade, and makeshift fans.

📸: Portland, Oregon

More people should be named after the sounds our bodies can make.

Just an old tarp flappin in the breeze boss

The first person to get a haircut probably thought they were about to be tortured but just ended up with a fuckass bob

YouTube video by Black Sabbath - Topic Planet Caravan (2012 - Remaster)

Obligatory headphone escapes today…

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I don't have my ducks in a row and furthermore they are not even at the same pond. Also, they are rabid squirrels.

Avoid difficult conversations by sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool.

you say only god can judge you and yet here i am

Finally fulfilling my oscillating fan’s dream by taking him to a tennis match.

‘i’ve got the giggles’ i growl over the phone as i hold the giggles at knifepoint

I never tasted it! Hahah, they ran out before we got a chance at the party. Enjoy!

A photo showing two bottles of wine on a square pedestal, and two side by side art boards of the label concept for the Blazers’ 50th anniversary.

I was at the release for that at the Gameday Poster Show for the artists of the posters, and the bottle designer.
I really wish I would’ve snagged a pic of the giant Dame bobble head they had there that looked nothing like Dame.

Allow yourself some joy, it’s a rare commodity right now.

A color photo of a wrestler “shushing” the audience while holding someone against the ring post. An exhausted referee looks on in front of a colorful background.

A color photo of a mom and two sons watching the wrestling match from the scorching sidewalk.

A color photo of onlookers in the crowd watching a wrestling match in the middle of the street. Caught Chris Haberman in a bright pink tank top beef caking it up.

A color photo of a crowd of people meandering around white tent tops that house crafts, food, and wares under a bright, clear, blue sky.

Sat out and sipped on some lemonade while watching people watch wrestlers ‘wrassle’ in the 90 plus degree heat for bit this last week.
Milwaukie Fest was a good time, a lot of community, craft, food, and sweat. The latter couldn’t be avoided.

📸: Milwaukie, Oregon

YouTube video by WynneVEVO Wynne - The Thesis (Official Video) ft. Vursatyl, Illmac, KayelaJ & Dame D.O.L.L.A.

Obligatory post for my Rip City family…

#homecoming
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You can't fool me I'm not paying attention.

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please get Dame to Vegas to be courtside tonight

Vertical photograph of several trees, they must be conifers, captured against the gloomy and foggy forest sky. The photo was taken during winter, and the trees have some snow on the, it has a soft teal and blue toning to it.

- taking up space -