jason.

Thanks a bunch, Ben! I have taken so many from this spot, I didn’t know if I had shared this one yet.
Have a good one!

A color photo of a gloomy coastal scene. An ominous, stormy sky approaches a grassy cliffside, the Pacific Ocean rumbling in the distance.

Have a solid weekend, if you’re so inclined.
Take care of yourselves out there, peoples.

📸: Gleneden, Oregon

His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.

upon my death i request to be placed in a clawfoot tub filled with marshmallows and suspended over a fire so people can make s’mores out of me

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HURT AND WHEN WILL I FEEL JOY AGAIN!!!!!!!

One of the best feelings in the world must be to be a baseball organist who’s like fuck it, I’m playing Thriller

“charity begins at home” i think as i eat all the muffins i made for the bake sale

I have DSPS and acute chronic insomnia.
Welcome to the club, we’re exhausted!

We need your art, human art, now more than ever.
Keep making things.
♥️

Same.
Thank you, btw.

A color photo of a rushing river in the middle of an old growth forest in Oregon going through fall color changes.

Remember to take breaks when you need them, people.
Take care of yourselves out there.

📸: Mt. Hood National Forest - Oregon

people who built bsky:
-trans women (bsky protects jesse singal)
-Black users (bsky allows rampant antiBlack racism)
-SWers (bsky to implement hostile age verification in UK)
-organizers and activists (bsky autodeletes anyone in gaza with a pulse)
-artists (bsky dev says AI has rights lmao)

if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff

I hate how the internet has given absolute confidence to the most ignorant and ill informed people.

no one:

bsky team: BTW AI IS PEOPLE

Really getting tired of letting things sink in for a second

I win wife of the year because I made breakfast burritos for dinner.

Portland:

A unicyclist on a bridge, with a kilt, in a Darth Vader helmet/mask, blowing on bagpipes, with flames shooting out. Lots to unfold here.

Saturday night vibe.

orange kitten in a play mobile yellow bus

my uber is here

Still from a professional wrestling mask showing someone dressed like elmo slamming another wrestler. The wrestler being slammed is labeled "Me" and the wrestler dressed like Elmo is labeled "Day to day modern exit"

Always.
Thanks, right back atcha! 🫶🏽

I am no longer saying “I want to eat dinner” because you could replace “dinner” with “children” and that would be v problematic

Heading over to mastodon so I can start telling everyone to call them skeets

what an embarrassing time to be alive

(guy about to invent the wedge salad) i ain't taking all those leaves apart

We're all just a bunch of organs built around the food tunnel

I keep dealing with this problem where it turns out I’m kind of an idiot

People need to stop saying, "That's un-American" when the government does something horrible. We have a long and well-documented history of doing horrible stuff

my phone is at 6% please respond