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@marktheo.bsky.social

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He's just morally homeless

10.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And that is how you make Jesus irrelevant

10.08.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A French lemonade from 1651

08.08.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9764    πŸ” 1533    πŸ’¬ 244    πŸ“Œ 122

Skydiving

08.08.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I loathe videos; you cannot skim, and i need to skim texts. I hate having to sit through so much recorded blather and verbal fluff, or niceties on podcasts, to get to the point.

07.08.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonderful!

07.08.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a metaphor for present-day America

07.08.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yikes

06.08.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could believe you actually get a bigger halo when you, organ donor, get resurrected.

06.08.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gombe Chimpanzee War - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_C...

06.08.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, Jane Goodall prefers dogs to chimps because of some of chimps' vicious behaviors, including tribal wars (it's an actual thing)

06.08.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

now that the DNA intrusion has happened, the metamorphosis will commence

06.08.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

05.08.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1326    πŸ” 385    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 9

You mean we shouldn't let everyone behind us fall backwards to their death?
People who stop at the top of elevators make me nuts

04.08.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is so primitive and toxic

02.08.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By solve he means eliminate poor people

01.08.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Short greetings and bullet points are beautiful and easy to recall

31.07.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want you to play gentle flute over me

31.07.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly! Ew and ew

31.07.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

24. Why are so many in Texas, though? Ew

31.07.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Best of friends… πŸ₯°
🐬 🐢

30.07.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2574    πŸ” 374    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 23

So sorry, that's very challenging!

29.07.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Carl Sagan explains how the ancient Greeks knew the Earth was round and calculated its circumference over 2,000 years ago.

29.07.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8220    πŸ” 1948    πŸ’¬ 210    πŸ“Œ 177

No he's not and I'm sure he enjoys you

29.07.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He invaded the host body of American evangelcalism and took it over and exploded it, annihilating whatever was there

29.07.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never trust a bishop called Shane

29.07.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow

28.07.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello. I am an expendable character in an action film. If you shoot me with a regular gun I will scream in pain before I die. But if you shoot me with a silencer I will - obligingly - just let out a quiet gasp.

27.07.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2404    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 204    πŸ“Œ 242

Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I never use the toilet.

27.07.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1547    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 345    πŸ“Œ 319

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