Brock Nightmare

Money is so interesting, absolutely essential up to a point, nice to have after that, and then, at a certain threshold, the most toxic poison known to man

A mysterious old man granted Elon's wish to have unlimited money but this also caused him to become the most miserable man in the world. He can break the curse at any time by giving up the unlimited money but that happens to be the only thing he can't fathom doing. This man lives in double hell

NEWS — The Oregon Department of Human Services has issued 100% of November SNAP benefits, per an alert on their website. I've received reports that the funds have already hit recipients' EBT accounts.

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Glory glory hoagie threw ya glory glory hoagie threw ya

I was 15 when 9/11 happened, living in the Midwest. The media fully portrayed Giuliani as a heroic figure, as 'America's Mayor.' It was super weird discovering (as an adult) how much of a looney tune he actually is. But reality was kinda tenuous right after 9/11, I guess

Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,

it is right.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,

it is a strength.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,

it is unlimited.

It would be nice if the sheer scale of the wipeout made a lot of people in government and around government pause and think to themselves “what happens to me if Democrats get subpoena power next year” when faced with illegal directives from a rotting administrative corpse

The time for subtlety is behind us. If you are a communist, call yourself a communist. If you aren't a communist, become a communist .

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .

After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be

Tony Soprano saying “i hate this fucking shit!”

america yesterday

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Bucks County ousts ALL Republicans from the Central Bucks and Pennridge school boards after both school boards were ground zero for anti-trans policies in 2021.

The wave is receding.

Mamdani name-checks "the trans community"

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

Zohran is an excellent example of a politician who offered full throated support to the trans community and won handily. Caring about the rights of everyone in your community is a winning strategy!

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Andrew Cuomo looking down while holding a cup of Dunkin, with the caption "It's Cuover."

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I CAN ACTUALLY POST THIS

Cheney had a vision of tonights results and the thought alone killed him

Tonight seems to be a strong rebuke of the Republican Party’s “make shit as bad as possible as quickly as possible” strategy

Your move now, Dershowitz.

it’s nine PM on the east coast and polls have closed

bring me the head of andrew cuomo

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

curtis sliwa supporters currently booing andrew cuomo. he really did bring the city together

We did it for you Dick Cheney

This is why you can't succumb to nihilism. I know it's SO fucking hard, but that's what the fash want: for us to give up. Fuck them, it's not over