Vanya Cooper

Meh folding not a big deal. Now if it washed, dried and then folded it for $1K I'd be all in no matter how slow.

After I quit smoking I still always went outside for "smokey treat breaks" with my friends

I like the South Park explanation that this is a Galactic Reality TV Show

I make it in the microwave so I can just put the casserole dish in the refrigerator

What fictional character is #elon #musk #elonmusk most like?

I don't see how the platforms can be expected to determine the truth even if they wanted to. And I believe *verified* identities should be able to say anything they take legal responsibility for. But you ain't seen nothing yet. AIs are going to be so good at manipulating people it's hopeless.

Hmm another way of looking at this is that the human world model is just the accumulated summation of lifetime experiences as to whether or not other people think it's ok to run over a newspaper. Just a different way of training.

I would have had more. As a male I sympathize with the physical burden of pregnancy and childbirth and do not blame my wife for not wanting more. But if there was another way to produce them that was a similar cost and effort on my part I probably would have.

Time to invest in Gatorade #Idiocracy

Creepy

xkcd.com/642/

Artist Uses a Simple Iron to Press Incredible Portraits Into Tulle Fabric Artist Benjamin Shine uses an iron to press tulle fabric into incredible portrait sculptures that either stand alone or attached to clothing.

Artist Uses a Simple Iron to Press Incredible Portraits Into Tulle Fabric

This is my favorite. I still have a paper copy I clipped from the newspaper.

You're weird 😉

In case you would like to evaluate how accurate a paraphrase image 1 is, I give you image 2. I, for one, find the emphasis on working fathers to be fairly clear.

Be careful what you wish for!

It depends on how delusional you are

When I went to traffic school my police officer instructor said she did the same thing except she gave him a ticket for "improper use of hand signals" and the judge upheld it.

I think I deserve immunity too. I mean sometimes I need to make important decisions really quickly and I shouldn't have to worry if they are legal.

I thought it was a poop sandwich

Maybe now they can tackle the problem of all these pregnant women wearing shoes.

Arizona has a long history of wackos. It's sad the mainstream parties are now embracing it.

I used to do that as well but just held the cigarette in edge of the flame not my face

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Yes!
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That's why you never feed your cat in the morning

The first rule of being a CEO: when things get bad give yourself a big bonus

I named my old Xerox 820 with 8 inch floppy drives Roxanne back in the 80s because it had red LEDs that flashed when they were active

Yay! Maybe there will be a senior special before 4:30 pm now

Also remember that Every sperm is sacred!

Is it non-GMO?