QueerProtagonist

Rabbit running right to left through a grassy field

How would you even know if it’s a good time to post a rabbit?

the panopticon in me sees the panopticon in you

So... after what happened at the border today, Clover and I are essentially homeless.

I've got no choice but to change my GoFundMe while we look for housing. Anything you can spare will help.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum...

november 1 mood [Picture of ghost hunter walking through house] Bye ghosts, I love you

And thus begins another month
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Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

Okay, it's time for a reality check.

[Checks reality]

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

[Unchecks reality]

Me like a golden retriever waiting for my husband to get home from work

Bethesda RPG protagonist trying to fuck, but every time they stick it in the game engine detects that two physics objects have intersected and ragdolls them into the ceiling.

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a bunny “reconsider”

i am once again asking if you know that if you routinely sing to a cat while they're curled up on your chest they will learn that singing means cuddle time and come trotting over from wherever they are when you do. it's important that we get this message out to those who need it most

The problem is I would fall in love with chidi

And now its time for Discord's favorite game show DONT GET THE CHAT SUBPEONAED

ok time to reset the timeline

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nearly all the folks captivated by the idea of taking away my liberties are expected to die before me

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🎃IT’S HALLOWEEN EVE MONTH!!!⚰️
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Thou shalt not listen to a damn thing that RFK Jr. says.

I saw this days ago but the DELIGHT

I saw too many news and now I'm gonna bury myself in Magic and my little queer nsfw novel

Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.

Discord screenshot of two husbands talking Husband 1: did I mayhaps pull out the one real shallow stitch this morning maybeeee Husband 2: screaming emoji Husband 1: innocent halo emoji

Your standard morning Husband conversation

If you’re an out queer person, you’re helping people every day just by existing openly 🌸

timothy_thelen 7h Follow Them - You can't throw sandwiches at ICE Agents. Grabs a hot dog. "I guess we'll finally answer the old question."

Experimental philosophy

#Thursday

Taking photos and video of law enforcement officers performing their duties in public is our constitutional right.

This includes police, FBI, National Guard troops, ICE agents, and other government officials.

Gonna be me coming back to work Friday when I have to explain to my coworkers how I was out of work for days because of stitches. And what happened. Like yall missed the two days where it hurt a bunch and now it's funny

10 cops from MPD, US Marshals, and an unidentified agency likely to be DHS/ICE are standing on a residential street at night. 3 marshals (2 white women, 1 white man) are in the foreground/bottom right of the photo, standing and watching from my side of the street. Across the street, 3 MPD are standing on the sidewalk facing the house/with their backs to me. 4 federal agents are visible on the porch talking to someone who is inside the house, where the front door is open. The background of the other houses is blurred to preserve anonymity and safety.

Last night, I got home a few mins before 9pm. By the time I was outside to walk the dog at 9:05, there were a dozen federal agents and local cops on the stairs and lawn of the house directly across the street from me.

This is what the federal enforcement looks like in DC right now:

i need to ease up on em dashes—but i won't because i love them