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Cory Standridge

@cory-standridge.bsky.social

40-ish, Father of 5, HS English Teacher, Doctoral Candidate, Occasional Writer, Elder Emo

1,750 Followers  |  331 Following  |  435 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.3426

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a person 's hand is reaching for a piece of bread on a cutting board ALT: a person 's hand is reaching for a piece of bread on a cutting board

Of course mostly roll. It's bread, and bread is never wrong.

13.11.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And you rock…and roll. 😊

13.11.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!

13.11.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. The idea to dub over a Japanese game show feels both 90s in a Power Rangers kind of way but PERFECT for today's Youtube/Podcast content culture. Like Squid Game with jokes, lol.

10.11.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's on Tubi for free. Some of the jokes have NOT aged well, but all of the Baba Ganoush and falls are still funny.

10.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDon’t get eliminated!”

09.11.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Came to the comments for this. The best breakfast drink ever made.

09.11.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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perry the platypus says i 'd have two nickels ... which isn 't a lot Alt: Dr doofenshmirtz says i 'd have two nickels ... which isn 't a lot

Just double this, lol.

08.11.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh, oh, this must be how it feels
when the feeling goes.”

07.11.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That makes it even better!

06.11.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love the β€œdad arriving at the new local restaurant” energy.

06.11.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sunset

Sunset

The sky is always undefeated.

05.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a wrestler is sitting in a ring with his hands folded in front of him . Alt: Samoa Joe
05.11.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mostly because this was back when 1/2 the floor space was taken up with DVDs, CDs, and game systems/games. The β€œmedia” department was the biggest money maker then. Crazy how fast it changed.

05.11.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Standridge working at Best Buy

Standridge working at Best Buy

How about 15 years ago…in my early 20s…working at Best Buy lol

05.11.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just this week I’m submitting the next draft of my dissertation proposal about the perception and comfortability of AI use among high school ELA teachers.

04.11.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œit’s been a long day” as if every day in my adulthood hasn’t been long.

02.11.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Paul Rudd running bit on Conan has kept this movie in the culture WAY more than it deserves.

02.11.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This. All of this.

02.11.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™„

01.11.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dragon Warrior

Dragon Warrior

For the original Game Boy it was 6 Golden Coins but when this bad boy came out for the Color…it was on.

01.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Expensive Basketball

Expensive Basketball

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The 1993 Hornets were my favorite team as a kid. This book is a masterpiece.

01.11.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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True fucking story.

01.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is unbelievably amazing. The more I zoom in, the more I’m like β€œthat movie’s awesome!” Fantastic collection!

31.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The purple hat and sleeves bringing out the purple in the misfits shirt is pretty kewl.

28.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE the dragon looking one with the scythe. I'd love it in an 80s kids animated movie where the characters come upon him and think he's super scary, but his voice is Jim Cummings and he actually is there to help them, lol.

26.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’ll be at your moms in about 30 minutes” lol

26.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sickos poster.

Sickos poster.

It’s beautiful man!

25.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite opening line is β€œThe man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.” By Stephen King.

The best opening sentence in a novel is β€œThey shoot the white girl first, but the rest they can take their time.” Toni Morrison β€œParadise”

23.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a couple of people standing next to each other on a beach and talking on a television screen . Alt: a couple of people standing next to each other on a beach and talking on a television screen .
22.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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