Matt R., but spooky

There isn't a perfect Halloween dog costu --

Moon Knight:

Now that's monstrous.

Desperately looking for that switch to turn off Woke. It's gotta be there somewhere!

Over here is our rough beast, it's busy getting ready to go out of town. Yes, it really does need to work on its posture. The good news is that you're just in time for our ceremony of innocence. That blood-dimmed tide is rising fast, but I'm sure we can get through it without incident.

Hi, welcome to America. Yes, we DO have a lot of falcons up there. No, don't try to talk to them, they don't listen. I'm afraid you've come at a tough time, our gyres are getting a bit wide and the center is getting disturbingly loose.

"I was weird and shitty to my interviewee and they left. Victory!"

my name is Oz
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair

Today is my 10th wedding anniversary and, as with so many things in my life, I am fortunate far beyond my own deserving. Happy anniversary, beautiful, I love you endlessly.

Disinformation belief is more about defying societal norms than having incorrect views New study finds that believers in false statements are trying to project strength

America's science agencies are its economic and intellectual crown jewels--and that is why the second Trump administration is attacking them so much.

plus.flux.community/p/disinforma...

I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB

Especially at D&D night:
Me: [misses my fourth attack in a row]
Him: Hey, mac...let me take a whack at it.

My best friend and I quote the bit about blockbuster bombs constantly.

"Maybe this house fire will go out on its own. I probably don't need to call the fire department. Don't want to make a fuss over nothing!"

It's nice to see folks do the right thing.

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

get their asses

THOSE BISCUITS MUST BE KNEADED
EVEN IF YOUR MOOD IS HEATED

CASE CLOSE

Can someone find out what happened to all the stuff that was in there?

"For the love of God, Montresor! I can't believe it's not butter!"

a photo of black kittens wearing adorable little bat wings

Good morning from these Halloween goblins

I’m afraid this is correct. We have been spinning the wheels for 250 years and unfortunately we finally came up with a triple-zero.

Every single one of these bastards lies directly to our faces and gets off on knowing that we know it and can't stop them from doing it.

In the past when I referred to his cadre of drunks, swindlers, and lackeys as "vandals", I was not using it as a metaphor.

“You can’t mutual aid state capacity” is a glaring truth of our times and the reason I stay fixedly a spreadsheet-and-sewers socialist.

Love y'all, PBS, but call it what it is: a lie. They weren't incorrect, they didn't misspeak, they lied to us. There's no reason to give them any benefit of the doubt.

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

Never gets old:

I was about to say yeah, but a polymorphed creature's equipment melds into them (becoming no longer those items), so...no? I want the answer to be yes because I love that stuff, but probably not.

A white poster on the wall of a blood donation center reminding donors of the next available day they can donate.

Your quarterly nag to share your delicious bio juices with strangers in a socially acceptable way!