Dave

I hope John Roberts signed all his mortgage paperwork correctly

Same!

sigh

pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ

All in all I'd have to say I don't enjoy being ruled by semi-literate perverts with infinite money

Thou shalt not shut down your entire government just to protect billionaire pedophiles.

I’ve been saying for a year that today’s US is not like 1930s Germany. We are not a go-along-to-get-along culture. We don’t see Brownshirts marching through town and hope they’ll go away soon.

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Maybe Trump will release the Epstein file to distract from the jobs report.

You couldn’t get me to go public with my fight with a pierogi vendor at the farmers market if my life depended on it. How humiliating

I’m helping a metamour move a pice of furniture tomorrow. If we ever need something to go between Garden Party and Kitchen Table, I propose “Move a Sofa” polyamory.

The accusation that Democrats were running a secret child sex trafficking ring always seemed completely out of left field to me, but I guess there was always a simple explanation—it’s just more projection.

Agree with this take 100%. Wife said there's gonna be "I Am In The Epstein Files" for sale at MAGA events soon and I think she's right. They're gonna celebrate it.

A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.

I doubt even a Neal Stephenson book is over 4 MB

Holy shit, indeed

Holy shit I just realized he's Otto from Fish Called Wanda with a podcast

I’ve been tearing up each time I see the trailer. Do I need to bring tissues when I see the movie?

Sounds like a job for AirTags and some kind of adhesive. I wonder how close one could get to those trucks when they’re at low speed.

Penn Jillette, after appearing on “Celebrity Apprentice,” claimed that Trump’s hair is “cotton candy made of piss.” Therefore his tie must be made from his spun urine hair.

America is the only country in the world that could bring in fascism and end up with worse trains

Any person in uniform wearing a mask and refusing to be properly and reliably identified should be assumed to be the same kind of murderer we’ve seen in Minnesota.

Now I’m wondering what the refractory period on laughing is.

I’ve been replacing my high-quality, good reputation one every 10 years because replacing the carpet and drywall in the basement costs about as much as 20 quality sump pumps.

Some advice to the doom and gloom crowd who wanna speedrun straight to armed rebellion/dystopic hoarding - if I can’t trust you to show up to city council meetings and give public comment, what the fuck makes you think I’m going to trust you with a weapon at my back?

Corruption is a feature of fascism. It’s built right in.

Otis touches Barney Fife’s nose instead of his own as part of a sobriety test

Until you see them roll back when he bites into the man next to you

Kamala: we’re going to stop grocery stores from price gouging

MAGA: COMMUNISM!!!

Trump: Walmart better not raise prices because of the stupid thing I did

MAGA: MAGA!!

Like bookends!