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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

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Alas, we have arrived at the eve of the eve of All Hallows’ Eve. As promised, the Hollywood Hang Dong Challenge has a special event planned, kicking off today!

Welcome to part one of a three-part, three-day series on Willem Dafoe horror: welcome to the HalloWill Hang Dafong Challenge!

Nosferatu (2024)

9/10 - Some folks may have asked whether we needed a new Nosferatu film in 2024. Robert Eggers answered with a mic drop by proudly displaying Count Orcock.

We wish the lighting afforded us a better view, and that a prosthetic was not used, but we still applaud vigorously.

I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”

A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

I fucking knew it.

Twitter user @fltchrr "We need a pride flag for unemployed people" reposted by Twitter user @rainfxllen with the tiers meme format.

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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

Castle Super Beast podcast, with Woolie Versus and Pat Stares At. Pat is in clown makeup and wig due to a sub goal.

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Kicking off spooky month here with:

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)

1/10 - A pioneer of the comedy horror genre, this film heavily leaned into several common horror tropes by sexualizing its characters. And yet, with rife opportunities to do so, we are not once treated to any Alan Tu-dick...

The Thing (1982)

2/10 - The Thing. Come on… The THING! It’s right there in the title! This movie delivers many thrilling and chilling moments, leaving the audience on constant alert for who’s human and who’s not. But all those men? Out there in the cold? We should have been on hard alert as well.

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28 Days Later (2002)

8/10 - Beyond simply redefining/revamping the Zombie genre, this movie unequivocally and unapologetically hangs dong. We can even be fairly sure that this is in fact Cillian on full display. However, the grainy quality of these shots detracts slightly from the centerpiece.

Poster for the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Jason Segel in his nude scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

10/10 - A masterclass in hanging dong: full display, plot-relevant, and a magnificent piece. What more can you ask for?

I'm so close to finishing my 2k

me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression

him: where

me: holy shit that is bad

Repost to delay Silksong

This how to participate for FFXIV's MH collab is so fucking funny

I think S is most disappointing yeah. I think about that bahn mi so often

Can we get a food disappointment tier list? I need to know how the acai bowl compared to that bahn mi

Grok is probably the funniest AI just for the constant novelty of Elon lying and someone summoning his digital son that he keeps reprogramming to be his yes man to confirm that he is in fact, a liar

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Bye, weird fruit! You were fun!

corporations on july 1st:

It could be horse war thunder