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Data, cloud, writer, speaker, cyclist, oenophile, joeydantoni.com, column redmondmag.com, he/him

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The amazing thing about the gold in the Oval Office is HOW MUCH TRUMP MUST BE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES

08.08.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 390    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Reminding everyone that he only became governor because he's a nepo baby isn't the flex the floundering Andrew Cuomo thinks it is.

08.08.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1268    ๐Ÿ” 185    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

ChatGPT 5.0 first impressions:

After making up total bullshit in the answer to a very simple question that could easily have been answered with RAG, the model apologizes to me for "misremembering"โ€” which of course is also total bullshit given that it's not the sort of thing that "remembers".

08.08.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 263    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Just because you can, doesnโ€™t mean you should

08.08.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you say "AI is absolute shit" people will say "that shows you don't understand AI and how it's supposed to be used" and I will say "I'm not talking about AI in some imaginary rainbow world where it's used right and not fecklessly monetized, I'm talking about our world, fucknuts."

08.08.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2029    ๐Ÿ” 381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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US and Russia Plan Truce Deal to Cement Putinโ€™s Gains in Ukraine Washington and Moscow are aiming to reach a deal to halt the war in Ukraine that would lock in Russiaโ€™s occupation of territory seized during its military invasion, according to people familiar with t...

Putin/Trump discussing a deal to "lock in Russiaโ€™s occupation of territory seized during its invasion" of Ukraine.

"Such an outcome would represent a major win for Putin.

"Zelensky risks being presented with a take-it-or-leave-it deal."

Gift link (for 7 days)

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

08.08.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

what if they're in a group?

08.08.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The DBAโ€™s New Nuclear Weaponโ€“ABORT_QUERY_EXECUTION Yesterday on the r/SQL subreddit there was a post about someone, whoโ€™s boss was using ChatGPT to generate queries against an operational database, and in shocking news, the queries sucked andโ€ฆ

The DBAโ€™s New Nuclear Weaponโ€“ABORT_QUERY_EXECUTION joeydantoni.com/2025/08/08/t...

08.08.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AI Is A Money Trap In the last week, weโ€™ve had no less than three different pieces asking whether the massive proliferation of data centers is a massive bubble, and though they, at times, seem to take the default positi...

Newsletter: AI is a money trap, with AI companies' ridiculous valuations and unsustainable businesses making exits or IPOs impossible. Elsewhere, data center developers have no exit route either, and US economic growth has become shouldered entirely by big tech.

www.wheresyoured.at/ai-is-a-mone...

06.08.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1155    ๐Ÿ” 289    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

The more I think about this the more I have to wonder if this is more widespread. This popped up when I accessed "teams" under ChatGPT. Would someone who paid $1 once be considered one of those "5 million business customers"?

08.08.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 460    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I am beginning to think that Republican transphobia does not, in fact, have fuck all to do with supporting the athletic endeavors of women

08.08.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1585    ๐Ÿ” 371    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

this week feels like the week where people have started noticing prices ticking upward

08.08.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Teamsters president reveals Bernie Sanders stopped talking to him after he spoke at RNC Teamsters president Sean O'Brien said Bernie Sanders stopped talking to him after O'Brien addressed the RNC in 2024, citing changed attitude and access.

Good. www.foxnews.com/media/teamst...

08.08.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5945    ๐Ÿ” 680    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 402    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107

fastest click in human history

08.08.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Man, if you don't want to keep getting compared to Hitler, stop being so goddamned Hitlery.

07.08.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 475    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

If you live in/represent a Blue State, want to gerrymander the FUCK out of your state, support and are willing to fight for a national anti-gerrymandering law you are principled, consistent and doing exactly the right thing.

06.08.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5765    ๐Ÿ” 1170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

this simply would criminalize being Latino

07.08.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 890    ๐Ÿ” 218    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

WASHINGTON (AP) - US Air Force says it will deny retirement pay to transgender service members being separated from the service.

07.08.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3615    ๐Ÿ” 1637    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 712    ๐Ÿ“Œ 815
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Improving Oversight of Federal Grantmaking By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to improve the process of Federal

1. Federal funding for research promotes tech, biomedical, and scientific discovery in the US, and provides training for the sci/tech workforce that has brought immeasurable wealth to the US over the past 75 years.

Today's executive order includes a provision that will obliterate both functions.

08.08.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 988    ๐Ÿ” 544    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 79

This must be the American system of liberty and free enterprise I have heard so much about over the years.

07.08.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 193    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every day it's something like this

07.08.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 279    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If elected, I will ban masks (except for ICE thugs) and mandate tin foil hats.

07.08.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 512    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The powerful lord presenting a golden gift to the capricious King. We are kidding ourselves if we believe we have a modern democracy.

06.08.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1571    ๐Ÿ” 372    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Uh does heโ€ฆknowโ€ฆwhere all the chips are made.

*TRUMP SAYS HE WILL PUT APPROXIMATELY 100% TARIFF ON CHIPS

06.08.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 392    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

Michelle was groomed into the Christian Nationalist movement and was a GOP operative by the age of 16.

She's ready to tell her story.

In this interview, we discuss Heritage Foundation, dangers of home schooling, and more.

newsouthernrevolt.substack.com/p/my-intervi...

06.08.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Yes, of course itโ€™s โ€œyounger Americans.โ€ Not all the tourist from Canada and Europe who donโ€™t think visiting Las Vegas is worth 2 weeks in ICE detention.

06.08.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2061    ๐Ÿ” 370    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

we talking about the genuinely incredible talent of Concha Garcรญa Zaera, who created gorgeous works with MS Paint starting in her 70s

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06.08.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 243    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

This is why Charlottesville melted down its Lee statue. If the statue is removed and simply put in storage, it remains what @artcrimeprof.bsky.social calls โ€œAmericaโ€™s strategic racism reserve.โ€

06.08.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2873    ๐Ÿ” 792    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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"Gee, I can't understand why people aren't more excited about our latest version of the app"

06.08.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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