Michael Allan Schneider

Under the Island is FINALLY OUT!

After more than 7 years of development, the journey comes to life today ♥️.
Huge thank you to everyone who supported the game along the way!

Enjoy the Launch Trailer

Shop Links in the comments 👇

Well Chris some of us had to sell our collections for a months rent 10 years ago OKAY

If it's a quality or play experience thing, they are very high quality! I also love using the old art I used to play with as a kid.

Come play cEDH, a beautiful world where proxies are universally used 😜

slop is slop is slop

..do you think your posts sound like him? Like at all?

They definitely don't.

Just make sure you're threatening OTHER lives. For safety.

Once you see it you’ll never not see it again

That's the scare tactic. They've had access to all this shit the entire time. Yeah man, your slave-catching agency is unpopular. You gonna prosecute 80% of the country for tweeting about it?

👹Yes

So when we playin?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but insulting potential voters isn’t going to win anybody over. Unless you care more about being right on the internet, than you actually do about winning elections.

(also a dead-to-rights instant checkmate you can use when some knuckle dragger hauls out the "when has a sex scene EVER aDvAnCeD tHe pLoT in a movie!?" nonsense.)

Holy crap, finally watched The Handmaiden last night and can't stop thinking about it. Absolutely incredible film. Huge Kurosawa vibes, not just just Rashomon but the visual composition and color and and and mannnn Park Chan-wook is the goat.

The same way you get to Carnegie hall!

i do not in fact have to vote for anyone who doesn't wholeheartedly support trans rights and abolishing ice, no, not even in the general election.

Seems like they're should ignore the centrist who will vote no matter what and go after you then!

Oh nooo that thing literally everyone warned me could happen has happened, how could I have ever anticipated such a turn of events

It's immensely damaging and sucks so much. My workshop used to sell out almost instantly.

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

"Do you know of a place where trailers come out?"

Eagerly awaiting the return of John C. Woods

Hey can we all agree that when biographers start using dms as historical records that they won't quote it verbatim??

Paraphrase I beg you. We need to keep a shred of dignity.

The historical record cant be like

BigBalls: we in youre base stealin ur SSNs
MuskyAuteur6969: launch the downloads kek

I could get into that 👹

-word
-breh lfgoooo
-no homo
-LMFFF AAAAOOO

I will write a script that randomly emits these phrases. will that be sufficient compensation?

This is a great point, when the level of hilarity reaches a certain point the rules change.

We all need to know that Bezos sexted by calling someone "alive woman"

there are DANGERS

look it will be available but its gotta be more like "Benedict Arnold gave away secret information and betrayed the revolution "

I don't need to read that my guy Benny was Royalmaxxing