Griffin Prall

Ionically, trying to change the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War is the LEAST Orwellian thing this administration is doing.

Ozzy Osbourne got bored in Hell and came back and grew a beard.

I'm the arch villain I always washed to be! No more average Harold Smith, I am now SUPERVILLAIN... erm... Harold Smith!

Oh yeah, Hallowenis

I went into a coffee shop and they were playing Time Warp on the speakers and I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THE DANCE, society truly has crumbled.

My dad left his construction job a bunch of years past retirement age and became a Guy who people know in his neighborhood, and I couldn't be more proud when I say, "I know a guy."

Do you think cats roll around on the floor and in the dirt and in oil slicks and whatever that so it's like seasoning when they clean themselves?

SEE? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!

Be too cute, I CANT KEEP UP!!!

Don't get on my bad side, or I might just say something funny about you to myself a bunch of hours later and there's nothing you can do about it.

BONUS: I also made a version where I took out all the proper nouns so you can foist your own pets onto others in a similar fashion!

Panel 1: A woman raves about her cat.

Panel 2: She looks through her phone for a photo of the cat, named "GRELL, SOVEREIGN OF THE BLOODIED THRONE."

Panel 3: A photo of the smallest cat imaginable.

Panel 4: With a serious face, she states that she WILL kill for Grell.

POV: what it's like to go on a date with me. (Or have any sort of conversation, really).

This is, of course, because he either has somebody else pay for his stuff or he just straight up doesn't pay at all.

One thing about the discourse around the tariffs that people haven't really touched on is the fact that the president doesn't know how spending money works. He understands the part where people give HIM money, but he's literally never had to worry about how much something costs in his life.

Exactly as Fellini intended, though at the time they would release dozens of geese into the theater to distract audiences. Not much has changed in half a century, isn't cinema magical?

Thank you for the hearing loss, Ozzy 🦇

Elden Ring: Nightreign combines all the cool aspects of a Souls game with all the utter baloney of an online multiplayer hero game, including such favorites as, "mechanics that actively stop you from playing the game," and "where the hell is my team?"

Had a dream last night that I was in a small-town beauty pageant and for the Q&A portion I had to explain the Hero's Journey storytelling structure to Killer Mike.

Went to the Adventure Zone live show in Anaheim last night, which was happening directly next to the Angels' stadium, and I've never seen a bigger clash of jocks and dork-ass nerds than when they all tried to leave the same parking lot at the same time.

Shall I consume the Crab Water from Walmart? Will it accelerate my hallowed carcinization, as we are all destined? I feel the compulsion... Ｉ ｍｕｓｔ ＨＹＤＲＡＴＥ

A little sticker thingy that you're supposed to put over the lid on a coffee cup to prevent spills, which reads, "KEEP CALM | LIVE, LOVE LAUGH."

I think I have finally seen the worst thing. It's pretty freeing knowing it's all going to be uphill from here, though.

If you see this, quote with an energy you bring to BlueSky

My neighborhood in LA is full of yuppies, so it has its fair share of Republicans. Can't help but notice none of them are wearing their stupid hats lately for some reason...

Like for serious, it's not just the same basic premise, there are one to one copies of entire moments and lines of dialogue, only bad. Also the big scary unstoppable murderbot sounds like a speak and spell.

Last night I watched Predator, followed up immediately with a bargain basement copy called ROBOWAR, which really felt like someone fell asleep watching Predator and woke up during Robocop, thought it was still the same movie and went, "ok yeah I get the idea, time to write a screenplay!"

A seat-back screen on an airplane, displaying the ultimate dilemma: Jaws or Jerry Maguire?

How am I supposed to pick between two movies featuring an unstoppable soulless killing machine with lifeless, black eyes, like a doll's eyes?

Do people who work at Games Workshop get a Warhammer 401K?

An EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK at The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2!! Nintendo and Illumination bring you their MOST MARKETABLE MOVIE YET! (Disclaimer: footage may not represent the final product, there may have been some budget cuts in the name of maximizing profits).

BEEFY RED LADY LIKE SMOOCH

(Repost from Instagram because I gotta feed the content pit)

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Normalize chanting "SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!" after the servers finish singing Happy Birthday for somebody at the other end of the restaurant.

A cat's silhouette partially obscuring something incredibly stupid on a computer screen.

Lil sneak peek at something I'm hoping to have finished pretty soon...