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Dodgers lose. Now facing a 3-2 series deficit. But I asked for this. I wanted a long series, and that's what we're getting. We just gotta make it one game longer. If we get to Game 7, and make it competitive, I wouldn't feel so bad if Toronto won it all. At least it's not Springer that's beating us.

I'll take "Completely Predictable Dodgers Bullpen Meltdowns" for $400, Alex.

Will Klein will never have to pay for a beer in Los Angeles ever again.

DINGERS WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!

The Dodgers bullpen fired ELEVEN scoreless innings last night. Every available arm was used. And every player wore a little number 51 on their caps in support of Alex Vesia. I can think of no greater tribute. What an outstanding performance.

DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS!!

DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS

That was horrible. Absolutely horrible. If I was a Toronto fan I would be pissed. And it was completely the fault of the home plate ump and his fucking delayed strike call.

For all 29 other MLB fan bases whining about payroll and buying a ring and salary caps, first of all, shut up. Second of all, get you a Kiké Hernández for $6.5MM. Ohtani and Betts and Freeman are great and all, but real champions act as a team, and it takes guys like Kiké to hoist a trophy.

Last year, the Dodgers beat the Yankees in five games. It wasn't very competitive. New York was outmatched from the start. This year, I want my World Series to last seven games. I want the agony and the ecstasy. I want the heart attacks and the celebration. And I want to see George Springer cry.

Shohei Ohtani is, quite simply, GOD

The Los Angeles Dodgers are your National League champions.

THREE.

TWO.

Roki Sasaki of the Los Angeles Dodgers

ONE.

Every member of the starting lineup today is hitting better this postseason than Shohei. Except Andy Pages. And we're still one win away from the World Series.

Mookie, Freddie and Max are part of the best infield in baseball. They can hit, they can field, they can do it all. We don't talk about defense a lot, but it's a crucial factor on a championship team. Poor defense killed the Yankees last World Series. Great defense might bring LA another ring.

THAT'S MY DAMN THIRD BASEMAN!!!

GOLD GLOVER MAX MUNCY

Remember the 2019 Nationals? They won it all despite an abysmal bullpen by relying on big-dick outings from monsters like Strasburg and Scherzer. That's our ticket to repeating as champs. Snell's eight innings yesterday and Yama's complete game tonight are exactly what LA needs. Monsters.

Just sayin', maybe we shoulda let Snell finish the game.

The game is over, we survived.

Holy Snellzilla. Seven scoreless, nine K's, one base runner promptly erased on a caught stealing. And he's only at 91 pitches. If Doc doesn't send him back out for the eighth then he's not serious about winning.

Snell being uncharacteristically efficient again. I like this side of him. Now let's score some fucking runs.

This year's LCS field has everything. All four teams are riding immaculate vibes and epic narratives. I honestly wouldn't be mad if any of these teams won it all.

If they gave out an MVP award for the Division Series it would 100% go to Roki Sasaki. What a fucking beast.

I never believed the narrative that Kershaw can't pitch in October. But maybe, just maybe, there's truth to it after all.

whoops

Today's the day the Dodger bullpen fuckin' dominates. Banda started us off strong. Dreyer kept it going. I believe in this corps. Now the boys just have to hit.