Cal O’Chortus

Guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office, naked from the waist down, where he’s slathered in Vaseline, and tightly wrapped in Saran Wrap.
Doctor says, I can clearly see your nuts.

Is the required skill here sculpting or knowing what your dick looks like well enough to capture its essence in sculpture. Serious question because I AM INTRIGUED.

For god’s sake Matt, look what you’ve done. I hope you willow reflect on this kind of dumb ash joking in the future.

That’s it, you’re cut off. Maple you can get away with this in another joint but it’s not oak here. Cedar later, pal!

It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....

SIX MONTHS since you posted here?! What if they had played Picasso Moon tonight? Are you posting on the Nazi site?! 😢

Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3

www.instagram.com/reel/DMvVG1S...

and men jump on the internet like WHY IS NOBODY ON THE LEFT TELLING MEN HOW TO GET SEX

my dude

people are

those people are

WOMEN

YOU JUST DON'T READ WOMEN MY GUY

YOU ARE A WHOLE LEFTIST INFLUENCER WHO DOES NOT READ WOMEN

What category do you put this in @katharinehayhoe.com

Who ever said it could alone?

Lose/Loose capital punishment trigger.

When someone tries to loosen up lose with an extra o, my bot would remove their DNA from the gene pool.

Look at these numbers and think of how often the Democratic party claims to love and want these voters.

…And then think of how hard the Democratic party has worked to stop Zohran Mamdani.

Age verification? I saw Phish in the basement of a dorm in Northfield, Minnesota.

Public Progress Solutions and Zenith Research polling breakdown between Zohran Mamdani, Curtis Sliwa, Eric Adams, Jim Walden, and Andrew Cuomo

85% of young men support Zohran Mamdani.
79% of young women support Zohran Mamdani.
67% of Jewish people aged 18-44 support Zohran Mamdani.
65% of Black people aged 18-44 support Zohran Mamdani.

Would you have guessed *any* of that with how the media has covered all this?

Hey man, have you ever made Swansons frozen fried chicken in a microwave and then shredded it into some macaroni and cheese? No? NO?! Ever microwaved a Velveeta and Cool Whip on Wonderbread sandwich? NO?!

I used to love a Jack’s frozen pizza. I’d put extra onions and slices of cheddar cheese on it and bake it. Then I’d put ketchup on it and enjoy it with a nice cold glass of 2% milk. Thank you for this nice memory.

Go on. Call them antisemitic. I dare you.

Contradictory humble brag. (Guy)

Bring him back in January and make him go through an ice hole?

Famous last words! Regular old soap and a washcloth, elbow grease, plenty of tepid water rinse. It’s like any other oil as far as removing. Just remember your clothes can transfer to your car, pets, etc. Long sleeves and pants for sure.

Ask them about a battery powered weed whip. Nylon string. Might work but you’d need extra batteries. I’d get a chunky brush axe.

Machete or brush axe if you don’t want to use loppers. Problem with swinging a tool at p oak is it flying at you. You are pretty limited. I assume power tools includes battery operated.

Keep blaming Dems Mark. Super helpful.

FUCKING BOTH, MARK! It’s pretty damn simple. Democrats bring a handshake to a knife fight for 40 fucking years and wonder why they lose. Fucking be polite and don’t blame?!?! Loser attitude in 2025. When has the left NOT wanted to help people?!?! WHEN? Terrible straw man and you’re helping them.

AI fucking sucks.

Pretty much the latter. Do the former because it’s the right thing to do but do NOT expect that to win you jack shit in this media and information environment. Naive to think otherwise.

This works if the people being helped know they are being helped and by who. Unfortunately, most voters these days know basically nothing about that, and only “know” how to “feel” because of their personal social media bubble. You need to both fix problems and blame the culprits. Period.

5-7 ft? Is it like a lottery? You might get 6 ft?

What if my #pænis stopped betraying me every. god. damned. time.