Mayor of Greater Chicagoland

now wait a minute lol

she don't even need his lil wack promotion!!!!! she's got her own SUPER POPULAR website. Help me!!!!!!

this is me and #ashleyjr's song, I don't care who sings it www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI5I...

Good morning! You are loved and unique in all the world. Your flaws are part of your beauty. You do not require optimization. You deserve rest and people who understand you when things are hard. Also it is Friday!

Honest Trailers teamed up with Pitch Meeting for this bad motherfucker

youtu.be/6xKvW9xma4U?...

MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi

Nothing beats a Fuck Jet holiday, is this anything

Okay this made me cry

👀👀👀

The idea of this is making my stomach hurt

Why Does Child Care Seem Less Affordable Than Ever? It has always been expensive, but recently prices have risen faster than inflation.

Excellent article that explains ALL THE THINGS about how childcare is so expensive and teachers still make far too little! #FundChildCare

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/upshot/child-care-expensive-prices.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Q1A.jOWN.PnKUQzU8lUMb&smid=url-share

Lmaoooooooo no I hit send and then I was like wait a second but I thought it was funnier to leave it as is

I completely get this

I love a man with a shit eating grin (Frakes, Olyphant, Washington, Ford)

you're in, expect your caftan in the mail

luckily for you I'm agnostic (I know both Trek and Wars)

Absolutely not! You do have to have a favorite Star Trek captain and if you want to move up in the cult (get a caftan with more coverage) you have to have a favorite first officer as well.

And I make nothin’! Zero! By the time I pay my caftan suppliers, Star Trek streaming rights, my fancy food makers, the groundskeepers and Ayahuasca peddlers, it’s a wash! Well why you do it then Ashley?

Cause I’m selfless.

220 Harmony Ln, Garberville, CA 95542 | MLS #271007 | Zillow This 20000 square feet Single Family home has 55 bedrooms and 19 bathrooms. It is located at 220 Harmony Ln, Garberville, CA.

I'm not asking for much. Just 3.5 million dollars and 80-140 followers so I can start my cult. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

In 1959, 9-year-old Ron McNair, walks into a South Carolina public library to check out books, that library only gave cards to white people & they called the police on him. Decades later, that building would be named after him. Rest easy, Dr. Ronald E. McNair🕊 #WorldBookDay

Having to go to work today in the rain but you rather stay comfy in bed in your robe & heated blanket <<<<<<<<<<<<

Had to hit someone yesterday with a “the check is in the mail” smh. But it is, I swear!

I'm not even a big Metroid person but I can remember putting in JUSTIN BAILEY, come on now.

I mean, any hot dog is an adult hot dog if you apply yourself. #BlueskyAfterDark

Somehow this didn’t post this morning. Happy 189th birthday to Chicago.

How The CHIditarod Shopping Cart Race Is Fighting Hunger In The 'Silliest Way Possible' Chicago's annual CHIditarod shopping cart race, which donates food and money to local nonprofits, will be held Saturday throughout Ukrainian Village and West Town.

Touted as “probably the world’s largest mobile food drive,” this year’s CHIditarod’s race will have the biggest turnout since before the COVID-19 pandemic with 71 teams competing.
blockclubchicago.org/2026/03/04/h... via @blockclubchi.bsky.social

oh, I know that bathroom