Jordan Fish

In the same week we have a storied news bureau agreeing to the installation of a government commissar and an Ivy league university taking dictation from the White House. A decade ago I'd have laughed out loud at the suggestion our core institutions could be this weak & unprincipled.

official DHS account posting fourteen word long tweets with the H's randomly capitalized

groyper occupied government

I want to say something. 28 Years Later is a gorgeous movie. I love it.

This is a video of New Yorkers being hopeful and it is SO GOOD TO SEE

Aight man.

it makes you think! bsky.app/profile/atra...

Is this also why you’ve said next to nothing about Gaza for 21 months?

alec baldwin in the famous scene in glengarry glenn ross, where he has written on a chalkboard "ABC: Always Be Closing" but it's been changed with a sloppy photoshop to "Anyone But Cuomo"

Alec Baldwin pointing to the other half of the chalkboard but the original text has been erased and it says "but to be explicit you gotta rank Zohran" - the x in explicit and the y in You are capitalized to force it into an x y z mnemonic)

people always leave out the second part

First time hearing “frex”—going to use that.

Highly informative thread about writing Star Wars books.

please help Odai

YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen Marco Rubio's authoritarian crusade that would make McCarthy himself blush

Yesterday a judge ruled the Trump Administration's detention of Mahmoud Khalil is likely unconstitutional.

As I told Rubio, locking up students for exercising First Amendment rights is an assault on free speech and reminiscent of the McCarthy era.

Free Mahmoud NOW.

I’m trying to make Bluesky work for me. Does a movie about dirtbag leftists in the midwest smuggling abortion pills to neighboring red states while trying to protect their social outcast neighbor from being made a patsy by shady operators sound like something you a Bluesky user would want to see?

If YES would you consider throwing a few bones toward our funding effort? www.gofundme.com/f/bad-vibes-...

I’m trying to make Bluesky work for me. Does a movie about dirtbag leftists in the midwest smuggling abortion pills to neighboring red states while trying to protect their social outcast neighbor from being made a patsy by shady operators sound like something you a Bluesky user would want to see?

Support @jwordfish.bsky.social’s movie!

Donate to BAD VIBES: FUND OUR PARANOID THRILLER\COMEDY TRAILER, organized by Jordan Fish Hey! How’s it going! My name is Jordan Fish and I'm a filmmaker based… Jordan Fish needs your support for BAD VIBES: FUND OUR PARANOID THRILLER\COMEDY TRAILER

I haven't met any tech billionaires yet who want to help me make this movie about how they're destroying everything, so I'm asking for your help instead. www.gofundme.com/f/bad-vibes-...

Donate to BAD VIBES: FUND OUR PARANOID THRILLER\COMEDY TRAILER, organized by Jordan Fish Hey! How’s it going! My name is Jordan Fish and I'm a filmmaker based… Jordan Fish needs your support for BAD VIBES: FUND OUR PARANOID THRILLER\COMEDY TRAILER

Hey Bskis! I'm trying to make a funny & suspenseful genre picture called BAD VIBES about left-wing organizing and doing right by your friends. I'm inspired by 70s paranoid thrillers and 90s stoner comedies, but I'm also inspired/revulsed by the moment we're all in. www.gofundme.com/f/bad-vibes-...

Join The Onion Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.

Realize this is a rough time to ask, considering money doesn't exist anymore, but The Onion's print edition is on sale for ~12 more hours.

$75 for a year of newspapers delivered to your doorstep.

It's worth it! Also, newsprint is Canadian and shit is about to cost more. Please money us. Thank you.

"We will cooperate with Nazis in lying about antisemitism."

Hey are we talking about Abundance on here? Are we liking it?

Hell yeah

My guess is gravity bong lol

Lmao! That’s a perfect memory

Never going back to the old site. Content like this is king!

The “Abolish ICE” people don’t seem so silly now, do they?

I have some troubling news for you about the past oh 125 years of film financing