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@gj-42.bsky.social

Just browsing Into funny, not into politics, religion, sport, cars, or celebrities.

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Latest posts by gj-42.bsky.social on Bluesky

Why be a billionaire shitbag when you could be Batman

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Bash keyboard shortcuts Bash keyboard shortcuts. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

gist.github.com/tuxfight3r/6...

23.01.2025 16:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and ctrl-u

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We shall overcomb.

23.01.2025 13:39 — 👍 116    🔁 20    💬 9    📌 1

Does it count if my city _smells_ of cheese?

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I have trouble trusting people that can spell gonnoryuh correctly... ;)

23.01.2025 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The day's close of business will be in the year 3691, and your boss will ask you to stay late at the last minute...

22.01.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Evil (but basically harmless) revenge ideas

I'll start:
-sign up their email on every site that offers
-buy their 2 year old a toy piano
-sign them up for a marathon/political party rally

any ideas?

22.01.2025 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why do I want this so badly?

22.01.2025 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Them: When do you feel most vulnerable?

Me: Pulling that first beer can ring after trimming my nails.

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FFmpeg By Example Explore the depth of FFmpeg with Examples

FFmpeg By Example is a documentation website to showcase all the unique and different ways to use FFmpeg. ffmpegbyexample.com #unix #linux #macos

15.01.2025 04:20 — 👍 124    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 1

Are you free?

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#meme

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#memes #stinkylittlememesfordaddy

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On careful reflection, I have decided that I'm pro-choice and abortion should be legal

That is not to say there should be no limitations. After a certain term, the viability of the foetus becomes undeniable.

Thus, after the age of 34 the foetus should be allowed to appeal.

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