If I hear “in regards to” one more damn time…

A screenshot of an Instagram story posted by Drake that depicts an opened bottle with the cap suspended in air held on by a plastic piece that should have come off when opening, with white text over the image that says ”I genuinely gotta ask who is manufacturing the bottle caps in Europe because none of them fully disconnect like the plastic plant needs to rejig the renders because this is happening EVERYWHERE”

This is why Kendrick won the battle, lol.

So exhausted by worrying about Ned and his plaque psoriasis. I have my own problems, and the world is on fire, Ned. For fuck’s sake!

Some people will post 11 story slides about their upcoming haircut. We used to be a real country

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

Just walked up to my husband about to sit down for dinner and said “I’ve been thinking a lot about middle earth so I am using one of our prancing pony cups” and I want to stress that there is someone out there for everyone

Creating a “luxury diaper” brand in the last decade when regular diapers are already expensive as shit is nasty work.

homer simpson is laying on his stomach on the floor in a cartoon . ALT: homer simpson is laying on his stomach on the floor in a cartoon .

Jason Tatum just now

When I was younger I thought having a den in your house was peak money bags rich family behavior. “You have a second living room? And it’s called something else???”

Local update

Teams are passing on Shedeur Sanders because they know he's gonna be the next pope

Just a whole chamber of weak, insecure man babies.

If they won’t elect a football guy (albeit with very little rizz), I’m not holding out hope. Nobody even likes Ted Cruz and he still wins. Just not hopeful about Texas today.

Close up picture of a young Selena Gomez crying and smiling

gamers (real ones, not incels) when we see the regular tv people reacting to #thelastofus s2e2 because we didn’t spoil it for you.

Joel to Abby #TLOU

My senator is Ted fucking Cruz and the other one is about to get primaried by Ken fucking Paxton. SEND HELP. 😭

❣️ thank you, gentleman.

Long COVID activists fought Trump team’s research cuts and won ― for now Success gives hope to scientists and advocates who managed to get millions of dollars in grants restored.

Activism works. Case in point: #LongCovid
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Rooms to go is wild thinking I will buy a full patio set just for a free umbrella

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The Pitt is the best competency porn on TV right now.

Nina Mazursky from Creature Commandos. Study.
Graphite and colored pencil over charcoal on toned paper.
8”x10”.

Is it new? Or is it improved? Can’t be both, booboo! #DumplingPowered

It was 3pm and I hadn’t had lunch yet and I was hungry so I ate approximately 10,000 dumplings

Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.

They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.

Saw a guy on a skateboard get hit by a car going the wrong way down a one way street in the middle of downtown Austin during sxsw. He got up and seemed fine. Stay safe out there folks. Call a fucking Lyft