Romsus

Thank You Trash Night.........

yeah man totally

Thank You Trash Night

how are the oats

is there some sort of switch i can flip that will get rid of all sports betting app ads

happy cat holiday (all days)

don't tell anyone but the real reason i'm going to denver is to buy the broncos

Thank You Trash Night

Folks all hate me I can tell
Friends don't like me very well
Someone cast a magic spell
To save me from this body hell

I got reversible torso~
My neck twists like a seagull
Reversible torso~
Plus I like to kick people

I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things

Drums

okay i was close with #5

1) peanuts in grits with catsup

2) red beans and peppercorns over lettuce

3) walking bacos (a jar of bacos with cheese and sour cream mixed in)

4) bowl of red wine with frozen diced chicken in it

5) shoe

related: on saturday my watch notified me that i hit my 10000 step goal at 10:30 in the morning

hello i spent the last week drumming for the first time in years and i am sore

Gah I'm such a dope!!

Huh that's weird I don't remember you cooking me dinner

then look no further than wario's woods

I'm a belt scroller troll

I've been asked to be Santa this year. I hope you kids enjoy VHS tapes with random clips of 90s sitcoms on them. I also have bags of hair in stock if you want 'em. Chimneys are dirty so leave your doors unlocked

Yes! Yes! More car insurance commercials! I hate my time and want it to be treated with maximum disrespect at every possible moment

ONE DAY...THE SMALL CHILD ASKS, "POKEY MAY WE GO SEE AN ACTIVE VOLCANO???" POKEY RESPONDS, "WE MAY" AND HE CONTINUES, "OR PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE AN INACTIVE VOLCANO????" USING A TELESCOPING POINTER INDICATING THE FOUR QUADRANTS OF A CHART, HE HELPFULLY EXPLAINS, "SO ACROSS THE TOP HERE, YOU HAVE ACTIVE VS INACTIVE, WHILE DOWN THE SIDE ARE VOLCANO VS NON-VOLCANO..." POKEY PAUSES, AND THEN CONTINUES, "THE SECRET IS....." WITH GRAVITY, HE TURNS TO THE SMALL CHILD AND SAYS, "ALWAYS LIVE YOUR LIFE SUCH THAT AN AGING AND WIDELY-DISLIKED PIECE OF INFRASTRUCTURE WILL BE NAMED AFTER YOU!!!!" SHE SHOUTS, "POKEY YOU ARE WEAK AND INCOMPETENT!!!!" POKEY TURNS AND EXCLAIMS, "OH NO MY EASEL!!" AS HE SEES THE EASEL HOLDING HIS CHART HAS FALLEN OVER

POKEY AND THE ACTIVE VOLCANO yellow5.com/pokey

I...I don't know...

View from the observation deck of Sapporo TV Tower

Hello

People want to do away with coins, but what other thing are you going to bite to prove it's not fake? Huh??

slimes

Start small. In the morning, you should eat ONLY seven donuts

I punish those who punish themselves

yes my son

Yeah. That's right.