Maggie

A meme of Keir Starmer at the Labour Party conference: First panel: Shove a firework up your arse, throw some plastic garden furniture at the Dutch then throw up in your Nan's handbag. Still hold an unreasonable dislike of Germans after 80 years despite being having views that wouldn't be out of place in the Third Reich Second panel: Have a nickname for every nationality on the planet but they don't have a nickname for you because they don't care. Drink ten pints of Stella and sing the first two lines of Rule Britannia because that's all you know Third panel: That's real Britain.

My folks were a "Scottish mixed marriage" and let me tell you, it was a lively upbringing 🤐

MAMWUG then, middle aged men with umpteen guitars🙌🏼

Flagging.

Anyone know a good, patient driving instructor, Glasgow/Paisley area?
Lad will be starting lessons soon

"maybe that's why I like chapels." Jeezo, I near choked mysel laughing 🤣

You do know why Starmer never lifted a finger for Grangemouth? It's because he did'nt have to. He did'nt have to appease the voter base, Because he did'nt need Scottish votes to become PM. He is the English Prime Minister, Therefore he needs to appeal to English voters, Scotland is an afterthought.

This Saturday, I'm back at my home in #Glasgow the Merchant Square, Saturday market @merchantsq. Next month, I should be there every Saturday, and for the first time ever, I have Lomand Shores market on d 20th of April #OorPatts #TeddySwims is immense OorPatts.com

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth

OorPatts.com is open. Tell yer pals...
'The people need to know!' Prints and cards from the Wee Glasgow man.

Do you now see what Labour hid behind that word, "CHANGE"?

it is a continuing choice, not a 'hard decision' to take the most from the people with the least in order to hit fiscal 'targets'.

we are being bled dry to cater to the whims of extremely wealthy people who have never had to choose between heat and food

I am significantly disabled. I need help showering. I need help preparing food. It's hard enough being disabled. I am beyond furious that Starmer thinks I & other disabled people like me need to be 'incentivised' into work by cutting the meagre support we rely on to help us live a dignified life.

A map of the UK with red splodges covering most of the map, indicating my surname was relatively common in most areas

The Scottish Invasion (but only my ancestors)
www.surnamemap.eu/unitedkingdom/

Benefit system unfair and indefensible, says PM Some Labour MPs urge ministers to tackle the

So that's the disabled being targeted, yet again. Most people don't choose not to be able to work, slashing benefits doesn't suddenly create accommodations in work places which allow those who can and want to work to do so, and risks driving more into poverty. #r4today

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Disabled people.

They were never going to stop at just demonising migrants.

Or the LGBT+ community.

Labour will never stop feeding the Reform machine until the very few people protected are those insulated by their wealth.

In the cold revealing light of the morning, as I go about my mundane daily tasks, without warning or reason I will stare into the middle distance and imagine a vast expanse of darkness. A starless, ancient, eternal night. And I imagine myself as an atronaut unmoored from his spacefaring vessel, his only reference to reality shrinking until it becomes part of the nothingness. Dying, lost forever, cosmically forgotten. And then I move on with my day.

The practice of "leaking" major UK Gov policy proposals on a Friday night is disgusting and abhorrent.

It's blatant cruelty to let the media have a field day at the expense of the sick and disabled folk who are already hammered by damaging rhetoric.

Labour are bastards.

This Saturday is the first #OorPatts on tour destinations of #2025 #Helensburgh in the Colquhoun Square market. 9.30 till 4pm. Pop down and visit if you are doon the toon. It would be a pleasure to meet you and yer pals. OorPatts.com

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

I’m seeing more posts lately where people aren’t using alt text. A lot of the posts are great but inaccessible to those who are sight impaired and use screen readers. Alt text describes images for screen readers. So please take a few minutes to write some alt text so everyone can ‘see’ your posts

They’ve no idea how long some of us can maintain a boycott, hell mend them.🙌

Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.

Meme of British PM Keir Starmer standing behind a podium with a flag on either side of him - one being the Stars & Stripes, the other The Union Jack. Quote reads “there’s a famous slogan in the united kingdom.”

Photo of Janey Godley at Trump golf course in Ayrshire. She is holding a placard that reads “Trump is a cunt.”

What Janey said…

Agree, you can’t beat the convenience & performance of an eye-level grill.

They’re still in production with some manufacturers - my mum & sister both have a gas cooker fitted with one.

Mother had carer’s allowance stopped while with disabled daughter in hospital Rachel Adam-Smith says stopping benefits when loved ones are in hospital fails to recognise carers’ ongoing role

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.