Max (they/them) 🤍🧡❤️🩷🤍

My mom is the biggest Hulk Hogan hater of us all.

She just chimed in.

It’s the way I just know Batman would be haunted by every interaction with Jason Mendoza

Y’all don’t understand just how genuinely excited I am for my niece to arrive. I already love her so much

You BETTER send birthday wishes to @sethiemc.bsky.social or I swear to god I’m gonna lose my mind (Happy birthday, King)

Question for yall:

Have you ever felt the warm embrace of a leather seat between your legs?

I don’t need therapy anymore. Portlandia is back on Netflix

Which one of you is gonna go see Superman with me?

They’re in love, your honor #suits

Me preparing to go to bat for rachel zeigler again

Some personal news!

(🔗 In bio)

If it doesn’t win an Emmy I’m going to riot

Something about compromised security for a couple days in October last year 🤷🏼‍♀️

@sethiemc.bsky.social did you also get jumpscared by a Zupas letter today?

Going back into my Mariana’s Trench phase and it feels so good

hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide

if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported

this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order

it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

I cannot emphasize enough how we are in an era where everyone is to be treated like disabled people have always been treated.

Quote with your top 10 songs on your repeat playlist ✌🏻

Obsessed

good thing the church made a statement recently saying members need to refer to the temple as “the house of the lord”

good thing they have prophets, seers, and revelators that talk about the important shit, eh

The Oregon Trail generation speaks

Controversial take, but Dan Steven’s version of Evermore is leagues better than the Josh Groban one

We're like a month in.

As companies shell out big bucks for Super Bowl commercials, remember that many said they were forced to raise prices due to inflation.

Also remember that average profit margins in nearly every sector in the S&P 500 are running near or above 10-year highs.

Hello???

Drake rn:

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

KENDRICK JUST NOW

Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…

EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION

All that commercial for that shoe Extracted told me was that people finally found a way to make a “palatable” hunger games