Vince Waldon

Oh you were her biggest fan? Name 3 chimps

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generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

Generals gathered in their masses
Having to listen to two dumbasses

In honour of my goofy friend Dr Darren Markland. He showed up at my house one time like this.

Why is it called a chest freezer when it will fit limbs and heads, too?

Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania

Sven W. Tritschler S Auto-translated by Grok Show original May I see your residence permit? #ICE #Remigration a german white guy who is a fan of AfD in an ICE tshirt. he has reddish facial hair & some hair on his head. it is difficult to tell how much hair on his head though as his head shape is one i’ve not yet seen. like they put rubber bands around the midpoint of his head when the fontanelle was still soft to form some mutated peanut shape of some sort. of course his pfp is an ai cartoon version that omits these details.

they have yet to invent calipers for this physiognomy

Those ears gotta be his version of a plane's airbrakes?!?!

surely these near misses won’t come back to bite us

Hegseth: "Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"
Generals: Sir, that's not Norse...
Hegseth: Valhalla forever!

U.S. ambassador says Washington has to 'take a look' at airport pre-clearance, citing drop in Canadian tourism | CBC News U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra said Washington may need to reassess airport pre-clearance as part of an at-times tense exchange during a forum with Canadian business leaders in Banff, Alta., ...

This bozo said, into a microphone, in front of an audience that the U.S. might end pre-clearance for Canadians traveling to the states and then when the moderator said that would be a bad idea he said “don’t put words in my mouth!”

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Looks like JD Vance will be paying more for his couches!

"If you are reading this and want to honour him the way he would have wanted, do what he did every day: go outside, ride your bike, enjoy nature, and do something kind for a stranger."

46 years ago today, Taxi gave us one of the best scenes in sitcom history.

"What Does The Yellow Light Mean?"

Marilu is actually stabbing herself with a pencil to stifle herself from laughing ok
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If he has a trowel run, don't walk, run in the opposite direction.

Can I just get one normal day to focus on my own little problems

One of the best GOP impersonations ever?

Well, it's 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready... 4 for sales, 5 for customer service, or 6 to hear these options again.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

One takeaway for Canadians watching what’s happening in the United States right now is that we need to put more pressure on governments / parties to strengthen democratic institutions and the fourth estate

You can also defend democracy by supporting the work of journalists and civil society groups

this plan has gone pair shaped (there are now two plans)

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On this day in 1957, John Coltrane recorded "Blue Train," a landmark session that became one of the greatest jazz albums of all time.

Before

After

26 years ago today, we've lost the moon.
Never forget. 🫡

Space: 1999 (1975-1977)

I'm sorry that white men have to lose their second amendment rights now, but rules are rules