Gross AND negligent

I specifically purchased one with a lower CFM but it plays Minor Threat’s “Screaming at a Wall” at 97 dB every time you turn it on.

Heck’s Angels

Hell yeah! To be clear, I speak for only for myself, but I know MANY of my brothers, sisters, siblings and cousins feel the same way.

IBEW 48 here. We’d love to have them!

Nice that he gave us both a game ending turnover (figurative) and game ending turnover (literal).

You deserve major award.

One of the many things Pen15 did great was have the two (young looking but clearly adult) creators play against age appropriate child actors.

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Happy birthday to a fucking real one

My friend was working on a shoot on a day both James Cameron and Steven Spielberg were on set and got to hear over a hot mic Spielberg tell him “see Jim? you don’t have to yell at people.”

Elderly Marty McFly to same child: hey kid, here’s a vial of California lizard blood and the winners of the next 50 Super Bowls. Watch out for rust nails though.

Sorry, it’s my fault. I waited until now to bang on my tv and demand it “be more football!”

Aye, I got your biblical stud 1776 right here! (Gestures tasteful at painting)

Some of us thought “fighting united” was exactly what we were all doing. Maybe the Gentleman from Rhode Island should be addressing a different audience?

Edmund A. Fitzgerald was my father. Please, call me Wreck.

If you close your eyes, this is just the soundtrack to that blind cat murdering 1000 Russian thugs in highly stylized nightclub.

Or at least just the hammers and sickles.

I think this is correct. Maybe Messi could have been a great point guard but not if he refused to use his hands.

Up here we say she outran Harris in Bull Run and Bull Run Park.

Statistically speaking, “I’m not worried about Florida” have to be some of the more commonly uttered last words.

Die a Hugh Laurie or…

America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But Big Willie style has always been up in it.

But he played such a pivotal role!

Gimenez tried to punch that first pitch out of the air.

My guy tried to punch that first pitch out the air!

You’re a goddamned hero!

5:0 also Wemby’s inch to pounds ratio.

to paraphrase Chomsky, they don‘t believe what they say they believe because of the position that they’re in. They wouldn’t be in the position that they’re in if they didnt believe what the say they believe.

Thank you! I’ve always said Halloween is a Christmas Movie. I’ll die on that hill (covered in viscera).

I completely missed he was wearing 17!