Neil

“And that’s how I was first introduced to Kris Kross” and people actually wearing stuff backwards as no one who actually lived in Hemsby did that. Or probably anywhere in Norfolk #loveableshitholes

This is ticking along nicely still, would love to have you on board. I don't feel bad promoting it because I'm comfortably making a loss on it. Trailer from @matryer.bsky.social once more.

Already bloody cold and it’s starting to spit… -#ncfc

Archive on 4 - How the Muppet Show Began in Britain - BBC Sounds Louise Gold celebrates The Muppet Show’s anarchic birth in Britain in the mid-1970s.

UK peeps and anyone with a decent VPN looking for respite from the grim news cycle should be advised that BBC Sounds have a splendid Radio documentary about the making of The Muppet Show.

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Morning! What is the recommended age for having this book read to them? Looking forward to starting it at some point.

Road covered in snow

It was like wandering through bloody Narnia to get to the game today… #ncfc

Here we go again 🙄.

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I found the perfect gif for this one

I am more sure I’ve tried the burgers. I gave up meet about 10 years ago and was only massively into sausages. These are phenomenal. Worryingly so!

You tried the Moving Mountain Sausage Burgers? One of the finest things I’ve shoved in my mouth.

Kidz today don’t know they’re born…

But at what temperature would the albumen dissipate?

This. A thousand times this…

Rest well, dearest Wombat x

Blue Peter badge and letter

Childhood dream unlocked vicariously through my son #blue-peter

a close up of a man 's face with the words " what we need is a few good taters " ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " what we need is a few good taters "

You what we need, Sam…

Although if you hadn’t left Norfolk, I’d have gone and got you some but no! You had to flee. And why?

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Feel better soon, Doods x

Where is the gravy they mentioned on the packet?

I wouldn’t be able to identify it if it punched me in the goolies. I have heard of Napalm Death though. Are they louder than Typo Negative? The first time I heard them (I know your F’ing someone else) I was sitting on the edge of a waterbed. #anotherClassicAnecdote

a man is laying in a hospital bed while another man holds an ice cream cone in front of him . ALT: a man is laying in a hospital bed while another man holds an ice cream cone in front of him .

I have nothing of value to help bar stupid gifs. Sorry you’re having to tolerate such a sad little twat (and me!) x

There must be only so many times you can play a grindcore lp before you think, “I think that’ll do for this year”

Carrow Road

We go again. Can’t work out if it’s cold or not… #ncfc

YouTube video by Stephane Vitse Otis Redding : Cigarettes And Coffee (1966)

Soundtrack: youtu.be/jTB_59llFKk?...

A monstermunch sandwich

I am so tired all I could be bothered to make myself is a Monster Munch sandwich. I am a shambles…

You will be visited by three spirits:

I have traditionally always hated Christmas (reminds me of past trauma!). It’s changed somewhat since my son turned up so I’ve had to embrace it for him so he doesn’t have to feel like I do.

Ha! Have you ever been tested? (I have! I passed/failed depending on your interpretation)

Screenshot of email from Proud Lilywhites. Picture of Progress Pride flag with Spurs cockerel overlaid. Text: Dear David, We wanted to let you all know that Slavia Prague have asked the Club to remove the Progress flag from the North East corner for tonight's game. They've said they have security concerns on their side if it stays in place. The Club pushed back but Slavia have held their position. As with any visiting team request of this kind, the Club is honouring it on safety grounds. We are of course frustrated. You don't get to come to our house and dictate what's acceptable, let alone kick off about a flag that represents our own community. But here we are. We wanted you to hear it directly from us. We wanted to be sure that you know that this is an opposition team request and no reflection of the Club's commitment to the Proud Lilywhites. Love and Solidarity Proud Lilywhites Committee

Fuck this shit.

If you’re looking for proof that magical places still exist, I ask you to simply walk into your local library.