Neil's Avatar

Neil

@nnop.bsky.social

I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her…

66 Followers  |  65 Following  |  307 Posts  |  Joined: 03.10.2023  |  1.849

Latest posts by nnop.bsky.social on Bluesky

Manning Out… #ncfc

05.10.2025 12:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The idiot I like with was suspended from school again. But he has sent a showreel in for Oliver! in that there London…

24.09.2025 16:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a dog is sitting on a rug with the words no no no on it . ALT: a dog is sitting on a rug with the words no no no on it .

OhArseholes! I am so very sorry, Wombly. I love your stories. I love you x

19.09.2025 14:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ted can’t hear you!!!

31.08.2025 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Some twat has painted Princess Dianna (Queen of our Hearts TM) painting red crosses on mini roundabouts.

Some twat has painted Princess Dianna (Queen of our Hearts TM) painting red crosses on mini roundabouts.

You gave me a bloody heart attack! Also…

31.08.2025 14:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
World Party - She's the one - Live London 1997 1080p
YouTube video by ScottishTeeVee World Party - She's the one - Live London 1997 1080p

An earworm youtu.be/8rXQ5Ye-ZwI?...

21.08.2025 07:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a man singing into a microphone with the words " there goes my hero " ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " there goes my hero "
17.08.2025 11:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@wombat37.bsky.social Am I allowed to compel you as your “patron”?!? Hope you are well, etc etc, Mrs Trellis, North Wales.

17.08.2025 11:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@wombat37.bsky.social Whilst reading Pockets filled with Wombat, it occurred to me I’m terrible at “Northern” accents. Do you have plans to record some of your short stories? The copy of The Hobbit the boy and I are reading has parts read by Tolkien embedded and it makes it even more brilliant.

17.08.2025 11:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A Pocketful of Suprises by Michael Wombat being read by a pool

A Pocketful of Suprises by Michael Wombat being read by a pool

It wouldn’t be one of my holidays without having words by @wombat37.bsky.social happily in my pocket.

30.07.2025 06:45 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Top left: Cilla Black
Top centre: Her Madge
Top Right: Foggy Dewhurst

image of The Pearly Gates

2nd row left:  a soldier ghost
2nd row next left: Paddington
2nd row next: Hulk Hogan in his pants
2nd row right: possibly Claudia Winkleman

and then some poppies

Top left: Cilla Black Top centre: Her Madge Top Right: Foggy Dewhurst image of The Pearly Gates 2nd row left: a soldier ghost 2nd row next left: Paddington 2nd row next: Hulk Hogan in his pants 2nd row right: possibly Claudia Winkleman and then some poppies

Is that Cilla Black top left? And what did Paddington die of?

24.07.2025 18:22 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 9    📌 0

Twas so so good. Really heartfelt. Standing ovation…

24.07.2025 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought it was Ronnie Barker in the corner…

24.07.2025 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s Joe Tracini doing an Edinburgh Fringe preview. I reckon it will be very very funny and quite dark…

24.07.2025 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Theatre Two, Norwich, stage

Theatre Two, Norwich, stage

Out on my own again. Taking in the delights of an Edinburgh Fringe preview.

24.07.2025 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Redirecting...

Feels like a very sad day. The only upside is I think my quest to find a funny Hale and Pace sketch has finally ended… www.facebook.com/share/v/18iD...

03.07.2025 19:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He will thoroughly YouTubed in the week…

29.06.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t knowingly know any of their stuff! If it isn’t great I’m going to be sending mean GIFs…

29.06.2025 19:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who we listening to next? You clearly have your finger on the pulse of modern music…

29.06.2025 19:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He was having a wonderful time! The accompanying music is brilliant. It’s taking some time to get used to his vocal choices! Overall, very impressed 🤛

29.06.2025 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve actually switched over to Future Islands. I’ve never heard of them before! If they are not great I’m going to send you some angry GIFs

29.06.2025 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Was it as satisfying as advertised? I’ve only just turned it on watching a very very old man in terrible trousers…

29.06.2025 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dinner parties would be even more dull…

24.06.2025 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Brian Johnson’s I Say, I say, I say.

Brian Johnson’s I Say, I say, I say.

This weeks Tesco charity book stall find. Everything about this book cover screams “brilliant!”

18.06.2025 12:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo asking , `` you rang ? '' ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo asking , `` you rang ? ''
17.06.2025 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

May he always romaine a butterhead!

17.06.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@wombat37.bsky.social I finally got round to watching A Matter of Life and Death! What a wonder film! My mum loved it as well. Thanks for the recommendation, dear boy x

15.06.2025 11:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just seen the email! Thought it was going to be an ode to Adrian Mole’s ground breaking experimental novel which included no vowels…

01.06.2025 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a group of men are sitting at a table and one of them is holding a piece of paper in his hand .. ALT: a group of men are sitting at a table and one of them is holding a piece of paper in his hand ..

May the road rise to meet you, Mr Wendt… #Cheers

20.05.2025 21:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a man with a beard is smiling in front of a cubicle with a sign on the wall that says " priority " ALT: a man with a beard is smiling in front of a cubicle with a sign on the wall that says " priority "

Speak your truth, oh great and wise Wombat!

19.05.2025 11:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@nnop is following 20 prominent accounts