Hey, @govpritzker.illinois.gov - why not arrest this asshole when he gets there? He wasn't elected to anything - he's a shitposter. He's not law enforcement. Even if they scream that it's illegal, there are no rules now. Law and rules belong to The Before Times.

I absolutely need to know who you voted for before I can apply either sympathy or scorn to your situation, sir.

We cannot reach them. They were warned REPEATEDLY about what would happen and they either ignored us or deliberately voted to fuck us. So fuck them. They have to learn by experience, and I want more experiences like this one to happen to all of them.

Gawd, what a hellhole. Y'all need ICE to come tame that.

I dunno. Maybe I'm just not paying enough attention but I feel like if 50 people were being murdered a night in every big city, I'd hear about it. What I AM hearing is ICE zip-tying toddlers, so it's not like I'm tuned out to what's happening.

Right? This would be optimal if it weren't dangerous for us. They'd all infect and kill off each other and the world's IQ would rise by 40 points. I'd like all these knuckle-draggers to take up BASE jumping with equipment they made themselves from patterns on the internet.

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It makes you wonder who he thinks works for the federal government. Because pretty much everyone I know who does is a rapeubliKKKan voter. The "federal govt" isn't just the people you push past in the hallways, Lil' Mikey. It's millions of workers all over the country, and some are your base. Idiot.

The Dems can do to it what the rapeubliKKKans did to the Harriet Tubman $20 - just disappear it. Let however many they make circulate, but refuse to make any more. And anyway, people hate dollar coins - you can't use them in vending machines, they're heavy to carry, and we already have $1 bills.

There never have been - they used to hide it better.

I LOVE THIS IDEA

BULLSHIT. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. I was recently within an hour's drive of DC and I wouldn't have dreamt of going there while it's in the grip of this regime and under occupation by hostile troops in the employ of a demented orange moron. I'm frightened to go there... NOW.

SAME

Is Antifa in the room with us right now, Steven?

It's been a mistake for a long time to confuse "journalist" and "Jake Tapper." They are two separate entities. It's kinda akin to how modern xtians pretend they follow their gawd but also take selfies at Alligator Auschwitz.

Ol Blorg Dugrum here sure looks bad. He looks like his beauty regimen involves being stung repeatedly by all the bees in D.C. Oh and he's a fascist POS, too, but y'all knew that as soon as he opened his cakehole.

May I also suggest a pair of wire cutters? A quick snip of two of the four valve stems on ICE vehicles and they're stranded until someone can get to them, which could be several days, given their popularity.

STOP TALKING TO NOSFERATU GOEBBELS. He is not an elected official. He is barely a human lifeform. He feeds on trying to terrorize us, so don't give him the time or the platform. FFS, how hard is it to walk away from him? His vitriol only makes America worse.

Are you afraid - I am - that they're planning to release only the names of Democrats, either those legitimately on the list or those they added with deep fakes? Because I just don't see Massie actually trying to out members of his own party as pedophiles. I doubt any R names will come out at all.

If it would be a felony if I did it, what makes Masked Face Boy special? He's not above the law. Theoretically nobody is. Arrest them all, throw them in a gulag, and leave them there for, oh, 6-9 years until this can all be sorted out.

None of these people - except the top two - were elected to ANYTHING. Why are we putting up with this shit? Governors should be issuing arrest warrants for all of them from Noem and Nosferatu Goebbels to the thugs in the masks, and holding them without bail.

Well, you absolute failure of a human being, we should be concerned about their healthcare because they are PEOPLE. And because letting some people sicken and die just because is horrifying. And because sick people go to work sick and make others sick. You stupid fuck.

If it's not a "wattle," it should be.

sidewalk chalk drawing of a gumball machine with a small green monster lurking inside. (The top and bottom of the gumball machine are composed of utility covers set in the concrete)

Sluggo does think of himself as a prize, but I’m giving you fair warning that he licked all those gumballs.

Well, you can't be a rapeubliKKKan and support education. FFS, education creates Democrats.

He's gonna need money if he ever wants to get laid. I don't begrudge it. None of these failsons could ever get a look from a woman based on personality, appearance, morals, ethics, kindness, human decency, or family.

Why are the failsons always so toothy and gummy? Are their genes as bad as the Hapsburgs? And do you think that they're this deeply evil because deep down, they know they'd be entirely unfuckable if they weren't members of the Lucky Spawn club?

I'm so old I can remember when the words "the supreme court is back in session" didn't fill me with terror for the destruction they were about to unleash on my country.

Of course. Why didn't we see the brilliance before? they DID fix healthcare! They just removed it.
Poof! No problem. It's like working on a pill to make unicorn horns longer. Why would you?